moose 57 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 h.a.n.d. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 There was a time when I would have said that a man can't have too many women. That was before I learned what just one woman can do for you if you know how to treat her. So I went and got me a young wife and started over Now where's that cigar lounge again 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Looks like she's going to bed pissed.......and hungry. GO RV, then BV 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 ***/// God help him when she wakes up.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 11 hours ago, moose 57 said: h.a.n.d. Call that guy 429! Loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said: ***/// God help him when she wakes up.... Yeah.....maybe she'll throw some bacon and eggs at him. Yum. GO RV, then BV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Maybe the cast iron skillet, but not the bacon n' eggs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeetdog Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS ... what was the question again? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 6 hours ago, skeetdog said: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS ... what was the question again? You been peakin' in the windows of my house, skeet? I hear that same story all the time. And still! no one ever fetches me a beer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starrider Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 13 hours ago, skeetdog said: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS ... what was the question again? Dude! Take a Midol! lol! sorry to all my lady friends. but skeetdog was just getting to emotional! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 (edited) ***/// We roared when we saw his melt down, MULESLAYER -- ...it just got funnier & funnier as he came unglued, we couldn't help ourselves ! Classic SKEETer...! Edited January 6, 2017 by SgtFuryUSCZ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brob Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 16 hours ago, skeetdog said: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS ... what was the question again? Mom? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted January 6, 2017 Report Share Posted January 6, 2017 5 hours ago, brob said: Mom? ***/// .... ...! .......! Too bad we're outta Plus+1's... THAT's funny ! Definitely hafta double back when we re-load ! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whatshername Posted January 7, 2017 Report Share Posted January 7, 2017 19 hours ago, brob said: Mom? LMAO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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