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Three ladies in a sauna‏

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Three Ladies in a Sauna




THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.




SUDDENLY THERE WAS A 
BEEPING 
SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE 




BEEP
 
STOPPED.




THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."




A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.




WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."




THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.




SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.




THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.





THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........."WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT......I'M GETTING A




FAX!!"





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