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The Way Women Think 

 

Husband's Text Message to wife: Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of the right foot is a possibility. Love you...

Wife's Response: Who is Paula?

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Hwy 40 between Ashville, NC and the TN border has been **** down twice for rock slides in the 17yrs. I have lived in NC! One of them was so severe that it took a year and a half to open it up! The "short cut" to get thru the mountains was straight thru The Smokey Mnt. National Park! Anybody familiar with that route knows there is no "short cuts" they the mountains!

 

We will be driving that highway in two weeks....oldest is getting married in Wilmington NC

SOOOOOO who IS Paula?????!!??!

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"Thru the mountains" is what I meant to say...dang spell check!!! ;o)

Just drove through there a couple of weeks ago. There's one area where they're clearing rock on the Westbound side and they have the "Jersey Barriers" up with no shoulders but on the way west things moved well. Eastbound 5 days later was an absolute mess all the way to I 26 - don't know why.

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We will be driving that highway in two weeks....oldest is getting married in Wilmington NCSOOOOOO who IS Paula?????!!??!

Congrats are in order then Snow!!! :)

Paula wanna cracker??? ;o)

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Congrats are in order then Snow!!! :)

Paula wanna cracker??? ;o)

 

Thank you my friend!...one of these trips we will have time to catch you at home for that homemade pizza!!!

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Sounds like a plan dear...love to meet your hubby...and it sounds like your family will be growing too!!!  ;) 

 

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So...when your out takin' photo's of nature...is nature takin' notice of you???  :blush: 

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Or maybe they wanna get in on the action!!!  :eyebrows: 

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Say Cheese!!! 

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Hmmm...must be tasty!!! 

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O.K....play time is over...Someone is hungry...first it's the camera, then the photographer!!!  :unsure: 

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Let me sing the song of my people!!!  :cheesehead: 

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This weekend...pamper yourself!!!  ;) 

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TGIF!!!  :eyebrows: 

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I get the point..."I think we're gonna need a bigger crib"...but this one is sure to give someone nightmares!!!  :unsure:

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The weekend is finally here...and this is how I feel!!! 

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I think it's time for a nap!!!  :blush:

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Poor Tom Brady...said no one ever!!!  :rolleyes:

 

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Yes...I guess it can go too far!!!  :rolleyes:

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The thing about naps is you have to take em

when you can get them...and where!!!  ;)

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Confession is good for the soul they say...tell that to the cat!!!  :unsure:

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Lol...made my day!!!  :lmao: 

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I had nothing to do with thatil_570xn-405705235_1pok.jpg

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WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!???!?!?!1

 

You are sooo mean to kittys Rod!!!!

 

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LOL

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My sentiments exactly!!!    :rolleyes: 

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Come on....don't leave me hangin'!!!   :blush: 

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WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!???!?!?!1

 

You are sooo mean to kittys Rod!!!!

 

LOL

 

Think of it as "Motivational Inspiration" for cats Snow...besides...I can't stop!!!  :lmao: 

 

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And there is a fine line between humor and insanity!!!  :rolleyes: 

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And then of course it has caused all

my cats to drink!!!  :huh: 

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Another unforseen result however is some have been "let go"..

..but seriously....it's not my fault!!!  :unsure: 

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I had nothing to do with thatil_570xn-405705235_1pok.jpg

I've seen the exploits of your crew...and I think your cabable...just sayin'!!!   ;) 

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I don't think I would last 2 minutes!!!  :rolleyes:

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So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcometo Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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Pharmacist to customer:

Sir please understand, to buy an anti depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough.


(sorry girls) had to
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Oh but of course!!!  :eyebrows:

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Just once!!! (oh...I guess it would help if I bought

a lottery ticket...or just some more Dinar!!!)

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Don't know bout you...but I'm there!!!   :rolleyes: 

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That's awesome !! I have a large propane tank and this makes me want to go out and buy some green paint   :eyebrows:

 

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