moose 57 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. Man who stands on toilet is high on pot Finally, CONFUCIUS DID SAY: "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!" Edited March 31, 2015 by moose 57 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) Quote .....Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts..... End Quote MEGA-ROTFLMAO...All awesome lines....Grazie moose...My natural daily anti-depressant. Sorry ran out of pluses (as usual)...Owe you Edited March 31, 2015 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 OMG Moose57 My ribs are killing me. You made my day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 lol... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Books Confucius did not write..... Spots on wall by Who flung poo. Yellow river by I. P. Freely Green River by I.P. Strangely Willy make it to the outhouse By Betty Won't 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 ***/// We LOVE, LOVE, LOVE these ! They're real hoot ! We like the Charlie Chan movies, too... because he and his #1, #2, #3, et al Sons used to crack wise with a million of these ! Thanks, YerMOOSEness ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chess Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 .....a bird in the hand is worth.....................less when you want to blow your nose! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RV ME Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... Man who farts in church has his own pew 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Nice Buddy! He also said, "Man who go thru airport turnstyle sideways is going to ..............................Bangkok!!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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