Obama And The Pope (funny)

[DinarMillionaire]

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!" So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD JUMPED TO THEIR FEET, ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

[aliciadogz]

LOLOLO LOVE IT!!!

[jerry333]

AND JERRY333 IS CHEERING WILDLY TOO!!!!!!!

[Kaduku]

Maybe one day this will become a reality...and the Pope will not only knock this Muslim off the stage, but knock this Kenyan Muslim's head off his shoulders too!!!!!

[idplzr]

When Barack Obama met with Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen of England, he asked her

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?

Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen,

"The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked,

"But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of champagne.

"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch"

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.

"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said,

"Yes, your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said,

"Answer me this please Tony.

Your mother and father have a child.

It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered

"That would be me."

"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.

"Joe, answer this for me."

"Your mother and your father have a child.

It's not your brother and it's not your sister.

Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden.

"Let me get back to you on that one."

He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Frustrated, Biden went to work in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.

Biden went up to him and asked, "Hey Paul, see if you can answer this question."

"Shoot Joe."

Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?"

Paul Ryan answered,

"That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Good answer Paul!"

Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle."

"It's Paul Ryan!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,

"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

[jonjon]

The world can be changed, with a random act of kindness! 

[Shabibilicious]

Hahaha......good one DM.  I wonder if the Pope used his ring hand.......that'll leave a mark.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[DinarSpot]

Slap him twice!

[Moejoe]

I don't care who it is, but somebody please slap him.

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

I don't care who it is, but somebody please slap him.

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[Muleslayer]

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Little violent, how about slapping him with a pink slip

[sandfly]

THATS FUNNY