Adopt a Terrorist

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Adopt a Terrorist - Brilliant!!!!

 

A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian

government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents

(terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System

facilities.  She demanded a response to her letter correspondence.

She received back the following reply:

       National Defense Headquarters

       M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT

       101 Colonel By Drive

       Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2  Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of

treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by

Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan

Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in

Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions

were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to

learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are

creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense,

to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or

L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided

to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for

transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto

next Monday

.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be

cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in

your letter of complaint!

It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers.

We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of

care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended

in your letter. Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent,

we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his

'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural

differences.

 

We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home

schooling.  Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in

hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a

pencil or nail clippers.  We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your

next yoga group.  Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors or

relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but

we are sure you can reason with him.  He is also expert at making a

wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so

you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion)

this might offend him.

 

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or

your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman

form of property thereby having no rights, including refusal of his

sexual demands.  This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been known

to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the

new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka

over time.  Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his

culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern.

We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the

proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,

Gordon O'Connor

Minister of National Defense

 

 

 

 

[Kaduku]

Obama has them all in his corrupted MUSLIM Administration as CZARS.

[umbertino]

Sounds fake.

[Muleslayer]

Sounds fake.

Perhaps but funny nonetheless!

[DinarSpot]

I think Boxer and Pelosi want to adopt one in treir home . The Obummers may be in need of some new inexpensive child care alternatives in the very near future so sign them up as well.

[Kaduku]

MUSLIMS AND COMMUNISTS WANT TO ADOPT OBAMA...HE'S A SLEEPER CELL TERRORIST IN THE WH.!

[Maggie123]

Sounds fake.

 

You Are Right Umbertino.    It's Fake.

 

Just concocked to raise fear among the "Muslim Haters".

 

Sad Isn't It?