RodandStaff Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share Nice sign to have at the end of your driveway... just keeping folks honest!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamf1414 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share I hope this one hasn't been posted yet, but this is the coolest gun ever, it has everything!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share I may be skating on thin ice with this one... but the main point is... your coming against a terrorist... how do these three groups of folks respond... I hope ya'll enjoy our twisted southern humor!!! So what’s the difference between a Liberal, a Conservative and a Southern Conservative? You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises his knife, and charges you and your family. FYI: You’re carrying a concealed 9mm and your wife’s carrying her 38 Special. You’re both expert shots. You have only seconds before he reaches you and your family. So, what would you do? A Liberal’s answer: “I don’t have enough information to answer that question!” For example: Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack us? Could we run away? What is my wife thinking? What psychological impact will this have on my kids? Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Do our pistols have appropriate safety features? Why am I carrying a loaded concealed weapon anyway? What kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be satisfied just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he stabs me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Is this our fault? We shouldn’t have come this way! We need to raise taxes and clean up this neighborhood! We need to make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage terrorist behavior! I need time to discuss this with some friends and try to come to a consensus of opinions! I’m confused! A Conservative’s answer: BANG! A Southern Conservative's answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamf1414 Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share I may be skating on thin ice with this one... but the main point is... your coming against a terrorist... how do these three groups of folks respond... I hope ya'll enjoy our twisted southern humor!!! So what’s the difference between a Liberal, a Conservative and a Southern Conservative? You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises his knife, and charges you and your family. FYI: You’re carrying a concealed 9mm and your wife’s carrying her 38 Special. You’re both expert shots. You have only seconds before he reaches you and your family. So, what would you do? A Liberal’s answer: “I don’t have enough information to answer that question!” For example: Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack us? Could we run away? What is my wife thinking? What psychological impact will this have on my kids? Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Do our pistols have appropriate safety features? Why am I carrying a loaded concealed weapon anyway? What kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be satisfied just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he stabs me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? Is this our fault? We shouldn’t have come this way! We need to raise taxes and clean up this neighborhood! We need to make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage terrorist behavior! I need time to discuss this with some friends and try to come to a consensus of opinions! I’m confused! A Conservative’s answer: BANG! A Southern Conservative's answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click I didn't realize I was a southern conservatist living in Northern Utah. Learn something new everyday. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 14, 2013 Author Report Share I didn't realize I was a southern conservatist living in Northern Utah. Learn something new everyday. lol Looks like "down home country" is "country wide"!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share I hope this one hasn't been posted yet, but this is the coolest gun ever, it has everything!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's one funny B.A. gun bamf1414!!! But I'm holdin out for the "Compact Ninja Toothpick Model"!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper64 Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share December 5, 2012 The new "Open Carry Law" goes into affect today in Oklahoma. How do you feel about this? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share The new "Open Carry Law" goes into affect today in Oklahoma. How do you feel about this? As I've always said... better safe than sorry. Now look at that gal... does anyone thing anybody's gonna mess with her? ... Not likely!!! If someone does try and ruin her day... well, she can send em a clear message... ...my lead will be "just passin through" shortly!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted January 15, 2013 Report Share Gaga's bra guns don't shoot people........Gaga's lacky backup dancers shoot people. GO RV, then BV 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 15, 2013 Author Report Share Gaga's bra guns don't shoot people........Gaga's lacky backup dancers shoot people. GO RV, then BV Looks to me like he's a bit "trigger happy" Shab's!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RodandStaff Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Isn't that what we used to call "hypocrisy"??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share December 5, 2012 The new "Open Carry Law" goes into affect today in Oklahoma. How do you feel about this? you bet your sweet butt.....been waiting for a while. things are a changin in dodge!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper64 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Sorry guys and gals, I had to post this in this thread also!! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markb57 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Yank that 50 off the top and replac with a minigun.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Yank that 50 off the top and replac with a minigun.... Leave the 50 there, and mount 2 minis on the front bumper. :lol: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Sorry guys and gals, I had to post this in this thread also!! No problem Bump, and thanks... you got guns... this is a Thread on Dream Guns... looks like a perfect match to me!!! The only thing that rig is missin is a little mud!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper64 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share No problem Bump, and thanks... you got guns... this is a Thread on Dream Guns... looks like a perfect match to me!!! The only thing that rig is missin is a little mud!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Now that's what I'm talkin bout. Hell with Vegas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RodandStaff Posted January 18, 2013 Author Report Share Now that's what I'm talkin bout. Hell with Vegas. I dunno fastarnie... I was thinking of takin the scenic route and mudin on into Vegas with that party shuttle... whatcha think??? Bump... looks like your on a roll buddy... good job!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share I dunno fastarnie... I was thinking of takin the scenic route and mudin on into Vegas with that party shuttle... whatcha think??? Bump... looks like your on a roll buddy... good job!!! Sure would be a great beginning to a fun party. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 19, 2013 Author Report Share This is imo a very good clip... kinda throws it back in the anti gunner's face!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk8geYG-r68 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted January 19, 2013 Report Share He brought up a lot of great points. Very well thought out video. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 19, 2013 Author Report Share He brought up a lot of great points. Very well thought out video. I agree fastarnie... this whole "15 Minutes of Fame" thing that the media affords these kooks has to stop. Instead... cover the hero's the ones who stopped the tragedy, make that the focus... not the sicko's. This to me is just another ploy for sympathy to sway folks opinions about how tragic something is so they can indoctrinate them into believing it's a good thing to take away all the guns. The truth that we know however is that the criminals will never give up their guns.... leaving civilians virtually defenseless. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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