TS (ERNEST T’s TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE RV HAS BEEN DELAYED)

[trooper]

TS (ERNEST T’s TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE RV HAS BEEN DELAYED): OOM 1/5/12

January 5th, 2012 02:41 pm

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY THE RV HAS NOT OCCURRED TO DATE: Written by the Profundant Potentate Ernest T (better known as the brick thrower)!!!! #10 Pres O has an impacted AlGoreRhythm and due to the related pain in his posterior he’s unable to push the RV button. (It’ll take more than Hope & Change to remove that!).

#9 Rich Queen has had technical difficulties with her Magic RV Wand so she can’t wave it and make the RV happen. (And you thought it was a problem with that darned Antenna on the CBI roof).

#8 The Cat In The Hat let Thing One and Thing Two (Remember them?), loose inside the CBI and they hid the RV button from Shabibi.

#7 TNT Tony ate too many hot dogs and got sick at his stomach while standing in the “Cash Out” line at the CBI and made such a mess on the lobby floor that they had to shut the CBI down until further notice. I’m sure we’ll be on for…tomorrow.

#6 The main Mother Ship delivering the RV, Global Settlements and Prosperity Packages disappeared over Area 51. Nano Nano!! Everyone knows the RV and Global Settlements are tied together…Yeah Right.

#5 VP Joe B won’t leave Iraq so Maliki refuses to RV the IQD until Pres O makes him come home. (That’s the price we have to pay to have our RV). Come home Joe!!!

#4 another site was hired to do the remodel job at Okie Oil Man Chat and moved the back wall to 2013. Doh!!!

#3 lgtennis broke her RV tennis racquet so she can’t call “Game, Set and…RV!” Got Game lg?

#2 Spot ate the RV paperwork. So for a change we’re waiting on someone besides parliament to pass a bill. (I hope Spot’s paper trained!).

And the #1 reason the RV hasn’t happened yet is……….(Drum Roll Please)…………..Ernest T was banished to the corner and had his hands tied with duct tape so he couldn’t throw the brick to ring the RV Bell!!

[umbertino]

Looks something significant is missing in all this... Since it's all about Symbols and stuff....Somebody being thrown a shoe by somebody else... It does mean a lot in the Arab World....J/K

Edited January 5, 2012 by umbertino

[bamagirl]

Too funny!!

[429]

Thanks trooper.

[cslewis]

#6 - Area 51. Nano, Nano!!

Nanu, Nanu? Come on Ernest, get your tv culture references right. Mork& Mindy, right? Yea, showin' my age - and probably more...

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

Levity above all else, i love it. (anybody told 'AnitThisAntiThat' it's okay to read this stuff and laugh? she fell off a horse and fractured her funny bone - condolences.

[joseroque]

It's good to take a breather for a good laugh! Thanks!

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

It's good to take a breather for a good laugh! Thanks!

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...and healthy!

Honest to pete, it's this sorta nutty stuff that is making this runaway dinar bus ride of ours more fun!

And I'm a GreatAmerican, I LIKE my fun! (as witnessed by how many awsome sports channels we have in this Country!)

The only thing we're missing to make this a great American sport-watching event is cheerleaders!

We got plenty of attractive folks here to put that together...!

I nominate Texas Granny for head cheerleader!

[Mongo]

Earnest T after some bad............................MOONSHINE!!!