I wanna be a pumper

[PowerGeneration]

I just want to know what it takes to be a really good pumper?

Seems like they are very good fictional novelist plus I guess

that they make good money?

What would I have to do to become the best pumper of all?

Who would I follow?

I am just a rookie at the dinar game and spent some time

over in Iraq at camp anaconda or mortaritaville as they called it.

When I found this board I thought a pumper was a gas station

attendant but as I read along it began to have a new meaning.

with my new half a arm I figured hey why not be a professional pumper

So dont beat me up to bad just figured we all need a good laugh

about now.

I know what a newbie rook I am, BUT I LOVE THIS SITE!

Smarter people than me in here!

Oh yes GO RV!!!!

be gentle with me........

[DinarBot]

I just want to know what it takes to be a really good pumper?

Seems like they are very good fictional novelist plus I guess

that they make good money?

What would I have to do to become the best pumper of all?

Who would I follow?

I am just a rookie at the dinar game and spent some time

over in Iraq at camp anaconda or mortaritaville as they called it.

When I found this board I thought a pumper was a gas station

attendant but as I read along it began to have a new meaning.

with my new half a arm I figured hey why not be a professional pumper

So dont beat me up to bad just figured we all need a good laugh

about now.

I know what a newbie rook I am, BUT I LOVE THIS SITE!

Smarter people than me in here!

Oh yes GO RV!!!!

be gentle with me........

Chevron.

[tim5400]

good luck.....its a poor career choice IMO..

[quadkidd1]

Just make up a whole bunch of sh*t that isnt true,

promise the world

and put on a smile !!!

Kinda like a night at the bar huh.

Quad

[lightfighter]

Brother,i am glad your back. My suggestion is you try for an Admin position, its held in much higher reguards. You've dodged heat rounds long enough and pumpers have a bullseye as part of there initial issue, lol

[Shabibilicious]

I just want to know what it takes to be a really good pumper?

Seems like they are very good fictional novelist plus I guess

that they make good money?

What would I have to do to become the best pumper of all?

Who would I follow?

I am just a rookie at the dinar game and spent some time

over in Iraq at camp anaconda or mortaritaville as they called it.

When I found this board I thought a pumper was a gas station

attendant but as I read along it began to have a new meaning.

with my new half a arm I figured hey why not be a professional pumper

So dont beat me up to bad just figured we all need a good laugh

about now.

I know what a newbie rook I am, BUT I LOVE THIS SITE!

Smarter people than me in here!

Oh yes GO RV!!!!

be gentle with me........

First and foremost.....Thank you and God Bless you for your service.

Second.....If there are smarter people in here than you.....then you are 3/4 of the way to being a Fantastic Pumper.

GO RV, then BV

[mrref]

I just want to know what it takes to be a really good pumper?

Seems like they are very good fictional novelist plus I guess

that they make good money?

What would I have to do to become the best pumper of all?

Who would I follow?

I am just a rookie at the dinar game and spent some time

over in Iraq at camp anaconda or mortaritaville as they called it.

When I found this board I thought a pumper was a gas station

attendant but as I read along it began to have a new meaning.

with my new half a arm I figured hey why not be a professional pumper

So dont beat me up to bad just figured we all need a good laugh

about now.

I know what a newbie rook I am, BUT I LOVE THIS SITE!

Smarter people than me in here!

Oh yes GO RV!!!!

be gentle with me........

You are starting off good , Good luck

[caz1104]

I hear Phoenix Univ is offering online Rv/Rd Pumper classes for which ever postion you wish to push. The courses offered are real simple & narrow minded so as not to confuse and keep students on point. Good luck to you

[easyrider]

the gurus have a shrine of Bernie madoff on their altars nuff said you think you can cut it eh? try being okie's son.

[bodiddily]

I do not believe that you would enjoy the changes that you would have to make to your personality, for it is obligatory that you undertake a lobotomy, this can be unpleasant and could have serious side effects, such as an all encompassing belief that you are all knowing, you could develop an insensitive and cruel disregard for others, you may also experience a total disregard for facts and the truth. You also require a Phd in Myth's, fables and BS. On the plus side you do get your few minutes of fame and maybe pocket a few dollars from unsuspecting followers who can least afford it. I believe that being a good guy who can sleep at night is worth much more.

[jaman]

glad your back for one..........but, all you need is a good porno movie and a pump-er :lol: ,but ,really glad your safe..............oh GO...RV

[umbertino]

I just want to know what it takes to be a really good pumper?

Seems like they are very good fictional novelist plus I guess

that they make good money?

What would I have to do to become the best pumper of all?

Who would I follow?

I am just a rookie at the dinar game and spent some time

over in Iraq at camp anaconda or mortaritaville as they called it.

When I found this board I thought a pumper was a gas station

attendant but as I read along it began to have a new meaning.

with my new half a arm I figured hey why not be a professional pumper

So dont beat me up to bad just figured we all need a good laugh

about now.

I know what a newbie rook I am, BUT I LOVE THIS SITE!

Smarter people than me in here!

Oh yes GO RV!!!!

be gentle with me........

[KiaKaha]

Welcome home, soldier. Thanks for your service.

KK

[PowerGeneration]

As a self appointed guru my first perdiction is as follows:

I believe the RV will happen when Adam Montana sends me a

email saying it has RV'D

I also want to Thank Adam Montana for the nice Email that he sent me.

Thats why I am glad to be a newbie member on this site.

Alot of SUPER Nice Folks on here and I want to Thank Them all

for Thanking me for my service to this Great Country

The Good Ole USA!!!!!!!!

I am a little goofy and love to laugh so take my post

with a grain of salt I just love to Hee Haw alot.

I would never hurt anyones feelings and only seek the

truth like the members on this Great Site!!!!!

Thank You all!!! Happy New Years to Everyone!!!