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cisole
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Its contest time again! Ok, this one is going to be simple, it will also be fast paced! It’s going to be a battle of the posts! Rules: 1.) You cannot post back to back there must be at least one

BETTYBOOP
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We could have a post r.v. party in each others country and host it for the visitors.

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Quote 2.) Keep it PG, we want everyone to be able to participate, refrain from strong sexual references, etc... End Quote you locked the other thread and you tell us this.... Why didn't you leave

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Gone out to a movie with his son.B)

Nope .. he's at his cousins with his mother ... so I won't see him til much later ... looks like you're all stuck with me for a few hours anyway.

Pitch black, sweetie....and, my eyes are wide open. Hopefully this thread won't put me to sleep early again. <_<

Well I'm sure we can find a topic or two that will tickle your fancy ...

or whichever place you would like tickled ...

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A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how he existed for twenty years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and berries. She says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?" She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then she shows him one more time. When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you like love?" He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my clam digger."

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I figure this is a fun trend to accumulate 2000 posts. Instead of being so GO RV, or arguing about RD. Let loose and have fun. Maybe. Ya Think. That is what it is!

Unless you have taken the time to peruse our other thread, you have NO idea how loose and low our hair can be B)

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Would that be Bondi Beach, FlyHi?

Tickle away BJ :P

OK Ladies ... See if this tickles anything ... it's a poem I wrote a few years ago ...

Here I sit, I've got this thing in my hand

My ear to the radio, it's a really good band.

And I think to myself, why am I thinking of You

The reason of course is I'm feeling a bit blue.

This thing in my hand, once solid and strong

Has shrunk in size, and is not as long.

Oh, it's still useful, and good to taste

For the times I crave it, it's such a waste

To let it lay there and not be put to use

And I've got a headache, is really no excuse!

So, I'll suck on it, maybe nibble a bit more

The sensations I'm getting, send me to the floor.

The explosion of joy, when I find the right spot

Just can't be beat by anything I've bought.

The melting and flowing of each square of delight

As I entice the centers with a tongue to the right,

And the left with a motion that can't be beat

For unlocking the juicy innards of my Caramilk treat.

Bet You thought that was a dirty one ... didn't You?

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A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island. For twenty years he never sees another human being. Then one day a beautiful girl with long blond hair, her clothes half-ripped off, washes up on a piece of driftwood. He explains to her how he existed for twenty years, digging for clams, and eating fruits and berries. She says, "Well, what did you do for love?" He says, "Love? What's that?" She says, "I'll show you." She shows him. Then she shows him again. Then she shows him one more time. When they're finally done, she says, "Well, how do you like love?" He says, "It's great. But look what you did to my clam digger

drum roll for 1k post Bj

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OK Ladies ... See if this tickles anything ... it's a poem I wrote a few years ago ...

Here I sit, I've got this thing in my hand

My ear to the radio, it's a really good band.

And I think to myself, why am I thinking of You

The reason of course is I'm feeling a bit blue.

This thing in my hand, once solid and strong

Has shrunk in size, and is not as long.

Oh, it's still useful, and good to taste

For the times I crave it, it's such a waste

To let it lay there and not be put to use

And I've got a headache, is really no excuse!

So, I'll suck on it, maybe nibble a bit more

The sensations I'm getting, send me to the floor.

The explosion of joy, when I find the right spot

Just can't be beat by anything I've bought.

The melting and flowing of each square of delight

As I entice the centers with a tongue to the right,

And the left with a motion that can't be beat

For unlocking the juicy innards of my Caramilk treat.

Bet You thought that was a dirty one ... didn't You?

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao::bow: :bow: good night BJ! X

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Congrats BJ on your 1000th post! :bow:

I wasn't thinking caramilk bar, but I was thinking he must be flexible to get it in his mouth :lol:

LOL ...

I almost edited it before posting but figured what the hell. Everyone knows we've all got a great sense of humour or we wouldn't be here.

1,000 .. I didn't even notice ... yeah - I'll be getting an email from Adam for that one!!

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