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I concur! The women I do work for scare me. Plastic foreheads, grossly misproportioned boobs, and lips so big they could suck an entire army. Nothing sexy about that in my opinion. :o But, then I'm not a man.

I am ... and I see a lot of that here in Montreal .. as a lot of women here look like they're trying to outdo the last woman they saw. There are some very lovely bodies with scary faces walking these streets!!

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Its contest time again! Ok, this one is going to be simple, it will also be fast paced! It’s going to be a battle of the posts! Rules: 1.) You cannot post back to back there must be at least one

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We could have a post r.v. party in each others country and host it for the visitors.

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Quote 2.) Keep it PG, we want everyone to be able to participate, refrain from strong sexual references, etc... End Quote you locked the other thread and you tell us this.... Why didn't you leave

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A guy is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting seasick. The doctor says, "Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock." The guy says, "Will that keep me from getting sick, Doc?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in the water."

A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist.

He says, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

There's the BJ we know and love biggrin.gif

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A couple gets married and the wife puts a foot locker in the bedroom. She locks it, then puts the only key on a chain around her neck. For fifty years, her husband tries to figure out what's in there, but she always changes the subject, and avoids the issue. Finally, on the night of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, he says to her, "I've got to know what's in the trunk!" She takes the key, unlocks the foot locker, and inside there's two ears of corn and $25,000. The guy says, "What's with the two ears of corn?" She says, "Well, umm, in the fifty years, every time I broke our marriage vows, I put an ear of corn in the trunk." The guy figures, "Twice in fifty years, not so bad..." Then he says, "And what's the $25,000?"

She says, "Well, everytime I got a bushel, I sold it."

How about the stupid guy who got a job at the candy factory, working quality control, throwing away all the M&Ms that said "W"?

He doesn't eat M&Ms himself... He says they're too tough to peel.

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her husband!"

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Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathrom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then he throws his socks under the bed. Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and *he* goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him." Just then Jimmy walks out of the bathroom. Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something." Jimmy says, "Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."

ah....psst...what's MC?

It's higher than AC and DC

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Jimmy and Kathy are newlyweds in the honeymoon suite on their wedding night, and Kathy's in the bathrom. As Jimmy's getting undressed he says to himself, "How am I going to tell her? How am I going to tell my new wife that I have the world's smelliest feet?" Then he throws his socks under the bed. Kathy walks out of the bathroom, and, too chicken to face her, Jimmy runs past her and *he* goes into the bathroom. Kathy sits on the edge of the bed and says to herself, How am I going to tell him? How am I going to tell my new husband that I have the world's worst breath? I've got to tell him." Just then Jimmy walks out of the bathroom. Kathy runs up to him, gives him a huge wet kiss, pulls back and says, "Honey, I've got to tell you something." Jimmy says, "Yeah, I know. You just ate my socks."

It's higher than AC and DC

groan

(what's MC?)

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