Ooakie Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I wonder what it takes to be a GURU? LOL 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaborniake Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Poor spelling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy boy Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 nothing, absolutely not one thing. well .............. maybe the ability to see whats in the crystal ball...... :o tuesday wednesday..next week :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishwell11 Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Qualifications of a Guru..hmmm Poor spelling Would look better and be more appropriate in a cheerleading varsity sweater than a business suit. Failure and or unwillingness to exert energy to compete within proper boundries of the true marketing professionals Wouldn't think twice of stealing their own mothers head , if it wern't screwed on. Formats the structure of their chat, to that of a presidential press questioning conference..<sigh> If only someone could post pretend camera clicking sounds as well. (this always cracks me up Delusions of Grandeur Wishwell11 GO RV..GO BIG>>>GO QUICK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnar to Dollars Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I wonder what it takes to be a GURU? LOL A catch phrase like "NUFF SAID" ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheik Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Grow up starved for attention and affection with the need to be noticed. Now you have the ingredients to become a dinar guru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I wonder what it takes to be a GURU? LOL Choice of Name is Key. Something that starts with an O and ends in a -kie, could sully ur reputation ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfman Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Thug, you beat me to it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodeen Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 ALL GURUS Please follow the exit signs........... And I hope the Dora doesn't hit you in the Squarepants............ My kids would even change the channel..... PLEASE... Thanks for DV Adam.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ooakie Posted May 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Choice of Name is Key. Something that starts with an O and ends in a -kie, could sully ur reputation ! The name is a parody play also................... i took till last week to quit listening to and believing what they say.............. now I have quit reading them also................. have unregistered from Dinar Guru site........... and after I finish typing this and read it once I will never read another post that has the word "guru" anywhere on the page. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 The name is a parody play also................... i took till last week to quit listening to and believing what they say.............. now I have quit reading them also................. have unregistered from Dinar Guru site........... and after I finish typing this and read it once I will never read another post that has the word "guru" anywhere on the page. Hahaha. Good one Ooakie ! Lol, I gave U a +1, U have more Willpower than me. I read the National Enquirer headlines in the checkout lines at the Grocery store. Hey, at least I admit that I want to know who had Bigfoot's Alien Baby ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond4me Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I wonder what it takes to be a GURU? LOL You should have contact in DC and Banker in Iraq... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sillyseaserpent Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texhad Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 The ability to be consistenly wrong and yet never unsure. Go RV! Blessings, Texhad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRich Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 I wonder what it takes to be a GURU? Here's my 6 steps to being a guru that I posted last year after the PD site started. Join a dinar site and start establishing yourself as an authority by reading what people on other sites say and repeating it with your own twist Claim to have contacts close to the action that are giving you solid intel Talk a lot about God, Jesus, family, country, soldiers ... etc. Push all the right buttons. After establishing yourself as an authority make yourself into a victim by breaking the rules and claiming that you're being repressed Find a new location, either your own site or another site with lower standards After compiling a list of contacts announce that you're leaving, thus creating a buzz about your new whereabouts You don't have to be smart, connected, or ethical. You just have to be willing to exploit people, that's all. A little creativity helps, for sure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinar_Eddie Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Here's my 6 steps to being a guru that I posted last year after the PD site started. Join a dinar site and start establishing yourself as an authority by reading what people on other sites say and repeating it with your own twist Claim to have contacts close to the action that are giving you solid intel Talk a lot about God, Jesus, family, country, soldiers ... etc. Push all the right buttons. After establishing yourself as an authority make yourself into a victim by breaking the rules and claiming that you're being repressed Find a new location, either your own site or another site with lower standards After compiling a list of contacts announce that you're leaving, thus creating a buzz about your new whereabouts You don't have to be smart, connected, or ethical. You just have to be willing to exploit people, that's all. A little creativity helps, for sure. Very well done Scooby Doo! Could you write a 12 step program to get us out of this mess? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness4al Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Im gonna be a guru today/ So I have this friend he is in iraq(boots on ground) and his contact in iraq(some random merchant) said his buddy has heard the rv went down. But my high up bank contact(just a teller that reads the same stuff as us on here) said that it should happen by monday at the latest. But dont ask who they are or for proof. And if im wrong the 3 letter agency put me on blackout mode./ I am darkness4pumping_guru lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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