moose 57 Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Garage Door The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he noticed his fly was open, so he zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.' He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Jaguar parked in there?' She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old minivan with two flat tires.. Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby. 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: 'So I hear you're getting married? 'Yep!' 'Do I know her?' 'Nope!’ 'This woman, is she good looking?' 'Not really.' 'Is she a good cook?' 'Naw, she can't cook too well.' 'Does she have lots of money?' 'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.' 'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 'I don't know.' 'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 'Because she can still drive!' Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..' 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Oldies but always goodie. Thanks moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiljor Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Morning Moose, thanks for the morning cheer :-) much appreciated 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 ***/// ...hey, we know these people ! ...actually.. we ARE these people! Keep 'em comin' MightyMOOSE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) Awesome as usual... Loved the "Poor as a church mouse." expression.... Edited February 25, 2015 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texstorm Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Thanks Moose you got my first smile of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronscarpa Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Thanks Moose....a few smiles & a few chuckles...(+1) Be Blessed brother...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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