delta22 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 From a show on Canadian TV, there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right-I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him...his wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes." ... ya gotta love it! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 I concur, I also miss Bill Clinton, Can he be president again,LOL. With all the negative things he had against him. IMO he was the best president we had in modern time after WWII. I say this because he put the country back into surplus spending and started working down the National Debt. No matter what the formula behind it the country was heading in the right direction. Great thread!!!!! 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepguy Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 we can still listen too -- bill clinton , on the bob and tom show ,, he pops in on occations , too give his thoughts on the days topics { usually women , sex , world stuff ,, } even has a bit called the ` bill clinton insider { in side her } ,,, ya gotta love it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 I concur, I also miss Bill Clinton, Can he be president again,LOL. With all the negative things he had against him. IMO he was the best president we had in modern time after WWII. I say this because he put the country back into surplus spending and started working down the National Debt. No matter what the formula behind it the country was heading in the right direction. Great thread!!!!! Yeah Right. Bill Clinton was so busy getting his cigar smoke by Monica he over looked the fact that there was a organization called al qaeda that was busy planning to KILL us. He let America down big time. But Yes the post is right he was Americas first black pres WHOOPI 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snotrocket Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 I'll never forgive Bill Clinton for making me explain what oral sex is to my, then, 8 year old daughter. Son of a...... Never mind, I'd still take him over this a hole we have now! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitealwedrop Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Bill Clinton disgraced and embarrassed his family and our nation. For what? A blowjob from an intern in the oval office? Give me a break. I have no respect for the man. I'll bet he was on our payroll when he was receiving. Let's not forget what it cost the US taxpayers to investigate the case with the possibility of impeachment of Mr. Clinton. He should have been impeached for his poor decisions. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 I concur, I also miss Bill Clinton, Can he be president again,LOL. With all the negative things he had against him. IMO he was the best president we had in modern time after WWII. I say this because he put the country back into surplus spending and started working down the National Debt. No matter what the formula behind it the country was heading in the right direction. Great thread!!!!! Clinton was a complete disgrace. The Conservative Congress put the Nation into surplus and started paying down the debt.....That legislation was taken to Bill three times before he finally signed it. We're looking at a new Cons. Congress in Nov....they will be responsible for balancing the budget this time too. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitealwedrop Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Let's not reminisce about Bill Clinton. He's in our rear view mirror. The voters have the responsibility to make a change in DC. Voting straight ticket is not always a good idea. Take a look at the candidates carefully before you punch the card. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 It's a joke. You guys are way too serious. Smoke a bowl, but inhale. Unlike Clinton. :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman2010 Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Right on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 the "Playboy Politician of the Western World" ??? hmm.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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skitealwedrop Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 It's a joke. You guys are way too serious. Smoke a bowl, but inhale. Unlike Clinton. :lol: Clinton is a freaking liar. He proved that in the Lewinsky case. I'm willing to bet that he has inhaled many times with Hillarious in their early days together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbrill61 Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 I concur, I also miss Bill Clinton, Can he be president again,LOL. With all the negative things he had against him. IMO he was the best president we had in modern time after WWII. I say this because he put the country back into surplus spending and started working down the National Debt. No matter what the formula behind it the country was heading in the right direction. Great thread!!!!! Ha...Newt Gingrich as speaker of the house and his contract with America did that...Clinton couldn't balance his check book! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitealwedrop Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 the "Playboy Politician of the Western World" ??? hmm.... I concur. I think that Bill was trying to follow in the footsteps of the Kenndeys. He almost got away with it. Little blue dresses can be rather telling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted August 22, 2012 Report Share Posted August 22, 2012 I concur. I think that Bill was trying to follow in the footsteps of the Kenndeys. He almost got away with it. Little blue dresses can be rather telling. heheh....well....me tink it was the oversized cigar the blew the smoke on the whole thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PD41 Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Lol 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarWhiz Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 NAFTA BOOOOOOO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Ha...Newt Gingrich as speaker of the house and his contract with America did that...Clinton couldn't balance his check book! Oh man...good one....Im still chuckling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitealwedrop Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 heheh....well....me tink it was the oversized cigar the blew the smoke on the whole thing. Your too damn funny Shinni. You hit the nail on the head, if you catch my drift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 Your too damn funny Shinni. You hit the nail on the head, if you catch my drift. hehehe...if me Nailed it right on the Head....he would have been screaming to High Heave for Mercy... if you catch ME drift... buwhwhw *evil grin* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitealwedrop Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 hehehe...if me Nailed it right on the Head....he would have been screaming to High Heave for Mercy... if you catch ME drift... buwhwhw *evil grin* I catch your drift. I would have nailed Bill and his **** to the wall if I were Hillarious. Obviously, Mrs. Clinton chose another route. She had her political reasons for turning a blind eye. The Democratic party is know for that. Sexual indiscretions are overlooked. The Kennedy's are a good example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted August 23, 2012 Report Share Posted August 23, 2012 I catch your drift. I would have nailed Bill and his **** to the wall if I were Hillarious. Obviously, Mrs. Clinton chose another route. She had her political reasons for turning a blind eye. The Democratic party is know for that. Sexual indiscretions are overlooked. The Kennedy's are a good example. buwhahahah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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