Pilchard821 Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 You need to read the customer reviews on this product !!! Not for the faint hearted. My link 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Very funny.... Thanks for a good laugh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genx4me Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 That was too funny! I was laughing out loud!! Thanks for the jolt for the day! :lol: :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snotrocket Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 That was fantastic! Thanks for sharing, Pilchard821. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliciadogz Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Too funny,these poor Guys!! This best yet!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainWingnut Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 MANLY MEN That is seriously funny. Plus 1 for you PILCHARD821 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springbank Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I guess I'm going to have to re-evaluate. I normally get frustrated to see all this political, religious, and other non-dinar malarkey here, but I succumbed and followed your link. I haven't laughed til I cried for a long time. Thank you so much. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Looks like half Wolverine and half... something! Thanks for sharing!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard821 Posted June 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 Why is it that mainly women think this is funny ? Evil, thats what you are !! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemac Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 that was funny, I'll tell you this don't ever use Nair on Big Jim and the twins, Jim was fine but the twins weren't too please once they got wet, talk about grapes to raisins! Wow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamagirl Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 OMGosh.... too funny!!! At least they all agreed, after vividly describing the pain (lol), the product does indeed work..... still ROFL!!! Why is it that mainly women think this is funny ? Evil, thats what you are !! You have no idea what we go through, allow us this chuckle..... chuckle is putting it mildly, this was absolutely hilarious!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard821 Posted June 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 You have no idea what we go through, allow us this chuckle..... chuckle is putting it mildly, this was absolutely hilarious!!! I'm begining to understand. Had a vasectomy on friday, my scrotum looks looks like Joseph's techni-colour dreamcoat. Any advice from the men of the dinar family would be gratefully received at the moment !! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snotrocket Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I'm begining to understand. Had a vasectomy on friday, my scrotum looks looks like Joseph's techni-colour dreamcoat. Any advice from the men of the dinar family would be gratefully received at the moment !! I'm not a man but this works for me....take 4 advil and a xanax - it will still hurt but you won't give a ****! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliciadogz Posted June 3, 2012 Report Share Posted June 3, 2012 I had to take a second look.I went to 2nd page and found one that had to be print off. With Veet,you need fast feet.This one needs a special reward.These Poor Guys!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard821 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Hey Mydogz, your right it does deserve a revisit (even if I do say myself). Still funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danan Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 And now you know what we go through for you guys. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper64 Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 That was very funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandi77 Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 I'm begining to understand. Had a vasectomy on friday, my scrotum looks looks like Joseph's techni-colour dreamcoat. Any advice from the men of the dinar family would be gratefully received at the moment !! A lot of rest and a couple bags of frozen peas. They weigh less than a bag of ice, use the peas for swelling and just rotate bags to keep them cold. It's not recommended to eat the peas when you are done, but if you have someone you really don't like, then more power to ya!!! Good Luck!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard821 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 It's not recommended to eat the peas when you are done, but if you have someone you really don't like, then more power to ya!!! Good Luck!!!!! I've got the mother-in-law coming for sunday roast......she loves peas !!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krome2ez Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 Warning: Do Not Read While Drinking Coffee. Severe Burns to the Inner Nostrile Will Result!! Way too funny. I'm begining to understand. Had a vasectomy on friday, my scrotum looks looks like Joseph's techni-colour dreamcoat. Any advice from the men of the dinar family would be gratefully received at the moment !! Along with the peas, use compression shorts. Like athletic supportor, with out the cup. Can get at Sports Authority or even Wal-Mart. Don't let'm hang loose and over do it. You'll be walk'n funny and in a lot of pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongalow Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 I've got the mother-in-law coming for sunday roast......she loves peas !!!! With the vasectomy in question, I rotated frozen corn and Peas, ate another xananx that they sent home with me, and then for 2 weeks you have to shoot your seeds in a cup and take them in to make sure everything is on the up n up. I looked at the doctor like what? you did not do it right or what? I mean for god sakes, I was awake when you took your scapel and raveged my berries, I was so nervous that the Twig sat outside talking to the cute nurse. Then when said berries are laid open like Pam Anderson on a bad episode of Baywatch (was there ever a bad episode) anyway; You proceed to pull my vas deferens out about 4 inches, (which felt like 4 feet) and cut it in two all the while smiling and asked me to hold a piece. Being stoned fromed the Legal drug xananx that you gave me, I obligded. I now have a wet spaghetti noodle in my hand that actually came from my berries, and as if that were not enough, you proceed to do the very same thing to the upper side. It felt like Satin had reached up my evil A$$ and Jesus himself had the other side in a futile match of TUG of WAR.... Finally as a *precaution to pregnancy in the futire*, he took 2 titanium clamps with a pair of needle nose pliers and squeezed them shut. (OUCH).. While I am still rollin the spaghetti noodle in my hand stoned to the bone, I could swear that the Nurse was looking deep in to my eyes and glanced over at the twig that was coming to life, that is until, he says we are gonna carterize both ends for the final seal. At this point I do not think that I could impregnate the OCTOMOM with me on horomone vitamins and shots, with a jackhammer trying to jerk a stick pin in my arse... Sure enough, doc comes over and with a with a hot iron and a pair of forecips and the smell of my burnt flesh of the berries ripened the air with the smell of death. In the mean time while healing in another room of course because we were like cattle on saleday to the DOC , the sweet nurse that has bedroom eyes was caring for me in the other room. After dozing off fer a bit and dreaming of sweet nothings, that was all I got.... NOTHING.... At some point in my life I am gonna go back and get what (at that time being stoned and all) is rightfully mine, the Nurse named Lisa... I was laffin from this thread earlier, but now since I spilled my beans, cuz the seeds sure as hell do not swim like a fat guy on the High dive, I will finally digress and be thankful that my child raring days are over!! Now if Maliki does not RV or get off the throne... He is next!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffani929 Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 With the vasectomy in question, I rotated frozen corn and Peas, ate another xananx that they sent home with me, and then for 2 weeks you have to shoot your seeds in a cup and take them in to make sure everything is on the up n up. I looked at the doctor like what? you did not do it right or what? I mean for god sakes, I was awake when you took your scapel and raveged my berries, I was so nervous that the Twig sat outside talking to the cute nurse. Then when said berries are laid open like Pam Anderson on a bad episode of Baywatch (was there ever a bad episode) anyway; You proceed to pull my vas deferens out about 4 inches, (which felt like 4 feet) and cut it in two all the while smiling and asked me to hold a piece. Being stoned fromed the Legal drug xananx that you gave me, I obligded. I now have a wet spaghetti noodle in my hand that actually came from my berries, and as if that were not enough, you proceed to do the very same thing to the upper side. It felt like Satin had reached up my evil A$$ and Jesus himself had the other side in a futile match of TUG of WAR.... Finally as a *precaution to pregnancy in the futire*, he took 2 titanium clamps with a pair of needle nose pliers and squeezed them shut. (OUCH).. While I am still rollin the spaghetti noodle in my hand stoned to the bone, I could swear that the Nurse was looking deep in to my eyes and glanced over at the twig that was coming to life, that is until, he says we are gonna carterize both ends for the final seal. At this point I do not think that I could impregnate the OCTOMOM with me on horomone vitamins and shots, with a jackhammer trying to jerk a stick pin in my arse... Sure enough, doc comes over and with a with a hot iron and a pair of forecips and the smell of my burnt flesh of the berries ripened the air with the smell of death. In the mean time while healing in another room of course because we were like cattle on saleday to the DOC , the sweet nurse that has bedroom eyes was caring for me in the other room. After dozing off fer a bit and dreaming of sweet nothings, that was all I got.... NOTHING.... At some point in my life I am gonna go back and get what (at that time being stoned and all) is rightfully mine, the Nurse named Lisa... I was laffin from this thread earlier, but now since I spilled my beans, cuz the seeds sure as hell do not swim like a fat guy on the High dive, I will finally digress and be thankful that my child raring days are over!! Now if Maliki does not RV or get off the throne... He is next!! OMFG, I think that tops my brazilian waxing mishap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard821 Posted June 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 the smell of my burnt flesh of the berries ripened the air with the smell of death. Hey Mr B, I have to agree with you there, the smell was quite.......Unique !! " I love the smell of Napalm in the morning ! " I'll apologise to all for discussing my scrotum whilst the clock is tickin !! See you all in Vegas real soon !! OMFG, I think that tops my brazilian waxing mishap Hi Tiffani929, Just as the thread was on the way out, you appear with this statement. Should you feel the urge to re-live the incident, please feel free. Not too much detail though please, you might "interrupt" my rehabilitation :lmao: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bongalow Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 OMFG, I think that tops my brazilian waxing mishap Now that I would love to hear in time!! Sorry fer being so graphic but that is the way the my brain and my beans and my frank remember it!! Hey Mr B, I have to agree with you there, the smell was quite.......Unique !! " I love the smell of Napalm in the morning ! " I'll apologise to all for discussing my scrotum whilst the clock is tickin !! See you all in Vegas real soon !! I was definately a smell that I could do without.... Being my own and all.... Someone elses "BOYS" on fire, I would cringe, but carry-on!! All chasing the infinite RV..... :lmao: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainWingnut Posted June 4, 2012 Report Share Posted June 4, 2012 I'm begining to understand. Had a vasectomy on friday, my scrotum looks looks like Joseph's techni-colour dreamcoat. Any advice from the men of the dinar family would be gratefully received at the moment !! DESITIN It works for some of the worst diaper rash on tender baby skin... We used it at the welding shop for welding and metal burns and it worked very well... The smell? Better than burning flesh!! Good Luck! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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