Theseus

Why can't I find the any key? It says right here to press any key.

Didja vote for Mickey Mouse? Donald Duck? No name? That was three guesses I win!

Sure lets take on a thrid obummer term. It can't be as bad as a first Hitlary term!

They are just going to return the red reset button to her. They claim it doesn't work and need to return it in person.

If you can't make a rhyme Sing it in time and throw it out the window! The window, the second story window!

Lady in red... now how did that song go? Hmm... I just hope I remember where I put those dinars. Ah here they are underneath the 5 foot high pile of dust.

I heard a bank that said there will be a weekend before the RV. And one after. Srs'ly!

Maliki has to be the dumbest person in Iraq. Can't run the government right and can't do political assassination correctly. If you are going to assassinate your opponent, make sure he is dead! Otherwise run away very fast!

Pictures or it didn't happen!

I once overworked... wait that was overslept...nevermind

Be forever single and just leave em on the dresser the glass will say break in case of luck. Then under that the glass will point at you and say HA HA.

Is that a nuke in your pocket, or you just happy to see me?

I knew a lad who lied ever so bad, He had a name ever so sad he answered to Luigi, At night he would clitter and clack on his keyboard it was he the fake guru seduced For all the sweat and toli he produced could not even be removed by a squeegi

You know that sound that is a rumbling beneath the covers and your wife starts frantically waving her hand in front of her nose exclaiming, "good lord! OMG geeze. For pete's sake" among many other things. It is here, within the bowels that one finds the like of pumper. Their breath the staleness of what has been fermenting for days within the deepest recesses of the bowels only to bloat the inner recesses of these bowels. The bloated pontificates' breath is the foulest smelling of the likes such as the dead and the rotten. The putrification of their words incriminates the rotting of the very innards they have bloviated from to make your wife go off on a tirade waving her hand frantically in front of her face to rid the putrid smell from whence it had come. That is where the likes of gurus can be found.

Yeah take on the company head quarted in some 'stan country over near Afghanistan and Czechoslovakia. Deloitte was good back in the 90's not anymore. Horrible company to work for. Was told I needed permission to leave the site, in America, when I quit. I told them I am not their slave nor are they my parents. Good luck with Deloitte & Touche. They will rip you a new toushy.

Money chunky sound like a new song like Brass Monkey Money chunky chunky! Money Chunky chunky! Or chunky monkey. Just bring out the chinese chicken!

I remember arcades back in the day. They were a money laundering operation back then too!

Exactly!

There is a vamp missing a heart tonight... she's been shrilling the last 70 minutes on national tv.

Why does a Taylor Swift song come to mind? I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm I go on too many dates [chuckle] But I can't make them stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music In my mind Saying, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off I never miss a beat I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own) I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop grooving It's like I got this music In my mind Saying, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Hey, hey, hey Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, You could've been getting down to this sick beat. My ex-man brought his new girlfriend She's like "Oh, my god!" but I'm just gonna shake. And to the fella over there with the hella good hair Won't you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake Yeah ohhh 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (haters gonna hate) I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break (mmmm) And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake (and fake, and fake, and fake) Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off (you've got to), I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off

And to think, I thought I left my heart in San Francisco.

I would like to start a debate on the what the meaning of "is" is. Did we ever get that figured out?

During the 2nd Iraq war, there was a colorful character nicknamed "Baghdad Bob". People laughed as he proclaimed the US was not in Baghdad as the split screens across many televisions around the world showed him on side and on the other side, the tanks rolling into Baghdad. This is how Iraqi politicians act and react it is engrained into their mindset. Nothing has changed in this aspect. The best way to control a people is to control the dialogue that goes out to them. Disinformation is part of this dialogue. To think this has changed since the Sadam regime had been removed is a misnomer.

The best distraction is that a person thinks there is a distraction when there is no distraction at all.

They need to form a committee to form a committee to make sure the first committee formed a committee and another committee needs to be formed to determine if the second committee has been formed then another committee needs to be formed so that all committees are on the same page as the next committee to be formed that will soon take care of an rv but before that happens a committee needs to be formed so that the committee doing the job conforms to the wishes of the committee that was just formed. Lost? Good! For a hamburger today, I will gladly pay you back on the second tuesday of next week.