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Obama now closing the ocean !
Slaydadea replied to PD41's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
Parting the waters soon! Stand by for updates! -
Obama Has Never Read Obamacare
Slaydadea replied to sportfisher's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
The man makes perfect sense. -
Sounds like a RC Plane running wide open. Easy to bring it down with a BOLO. What a waste of money. It'll run out of gas before long. Great entertainment to say the least! Looks like HollyWood to me. Can you imagine that thing running down main street? No match for a F150. What a farce.
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Obama’s Lawyers Officially Admit Birth Certificate is Fake
Slaydadea replied to pluMmet's topic in Off Topic posts
Race card with NWO backing? Just a thought. -
I'll say it Easy. Look a bit Reptilian? Evil bastard! Makes one wonder. I agree.
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Adam, Respect to ya Brother. Not sure if you posted to me or Divemaster. Slay says the UN needs to stay the hell out of our business. I'm not knocking the Government whatsoever. Hell, I worked for them all my life. The current Administration? Different story. Worst in US History. The President of color was supposed to unite the Country. What the crap happened? Our current administration is a damn joke with nothing in mind but a vacation.
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We've been previously warned that the likes of this would happen. No one seems to listen. Now it's real. We are being taken over little by little by the same folks our forefathers fought against when America came to be. If there's a buck in it. Kerry is all over it. They'll quietly push this crap and soon your're kids and and grand kids will suffer for it. There is no UNITED NATIONS! Analyze United. ALL BS! In order to control, you must disarm! There's your UN. Kerry is all over it since he lost every ounce of credibility he ever earned over the Syria crisis. What a jerk! Pay attention people, this is not good. Even Hillarious left it alone.
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A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!' That's when she shot him. You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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Ed and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last. On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship.Ed took Linda to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you. I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you should say so now!" Linda took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker." Ed said, "I bet it's because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.
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Beautiful! Thanks littlesam! Best from Slay!
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Barack, You'll Not Have Our Guns
Slaydadea replied to DinarMillionaire's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
Due to the warning from DV, if you reply to this post, you could become a "target" under Federal guidelines. It's built it protection. Allow me cross the line. You get a plus 1 from me Poster! Warning on DV: WARNING: Due to the extreme conflict of opinions inherent in discussions of this nature, you are hereby warned that this is a NO TOLERANCE zone. Personal insults are NOT TOLERATED and your account may be restricted with NO NOTICE. Please review the forum guidelines at this address: http://dinarvets.com/links/rules. Basically... keep it classy, no personal attacks, and if you can't take the heat... head on over to another section. DinarVets does not endorse, condone, promote, or otherwise associate with any of the contents herein. The text written is the sole responsibility of the person that posted it. Read more: http://dinarvets.com/forums/index.php?/topic/147062-barack-youll-not-have-our-guns/#ixzz2RQfQxL THE STOCK MARKET LOST 2 BILLION DOLLARS IN 1 SECOND ON NEWS THAT THE O WAS INJURED IN A BLAST AT THE WH. THE SAME COMPUTERS THAT MONITOR EVERY KEYSTROKE YOU HIT! CARNEY SAY'S IT'S BULL****. I BELIEVE HIM. IT WAS A TEST. WHO IS ACTUALLY IN CONTROL? As stated, replies should be respectful. For now, we have our rights. Slay. -
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW - MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A TISSUE
Slaydadea replied to Bumper64's topic in Off Topic posts
As always, your're heart and mind are in the right place Bump! Thanks for posting Bud. Very inspirational. Slay. -
Bless you dear Lady, I'm so very happy for you!! Slay.
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Open Letter to Liberals
Slaydadea replied to DinarMillionaire's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
Funny as Hell when you think about. Vote for the O. The ignorance is amazing! Keep on keepin on! Actually, I'm feeling pretty sick to my stomach. What the Hell is wrong with y'all.! -
Hillbilly Mirror After living in Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city . In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, “How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy.” He bought the mirror thinking it was a picture of his daddy, but on the way home he remembered his wife didn't like his father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it. His wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, “So that's the ugly ***** he's runnin' around with .” lOVE THEM GIRLS!
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The fruit is visual. The roots run deep. I have determined that this sort of corruption is way beyond a common mans thought pattern. I've run a pile of five and 10 k's, only searching for the finish. Hot, tired, famished. Planned event. Horrible. My God! What was gained?. They want to dis-arm me? What the hell are you people thinking? DHS, FBI, look like idiots, who's world you saving? I pay major taxes!, I expect some damn results! 50,000 for the bomber, 1,000,000 for the LA killer? Cop no less. Hmmmmmmm. Still, No one knows. That's the scary part. Time will tell. When you have two dogs and one pisses on the carpet, punish them both. You got the right one, right. Harry Reid seems to think so! Old idiot. Fools, all fools!
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Sometimes, it is what it is!
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Lone Star College stabbing: At least 14 wounded, suspect in custody
Slaydadea replied to Bumper64's topic in Off Topic posts
Man, first knives, then can openers! You know how hard it is to find a decent can opener. It's automatic you know! The Black and Decker looks pretty damn scary if you ask me! -
EX wife did, ONCE!
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New Hearing (Obama's Ineligibilty) Pass around!
Slaydadea replied to Kaduku's topic in Off Topic posts
Fairy Tail vs. Facts. Please educate me. Did I miss something TP?