mrparrot

Don't start without me...

Ok, place your bets... Which guru is going to jump on this first and claim that his super secret, top level contact has just confirmed that this is in fact the RV taking place?

You wanna bump? Are you sure...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWNJwSJh_WY

It's rolling out...? No, I think Newshound Guru Bruce ROLLED ONE OUT, took a few hits, and then gave Lusqueegee his update... Now, when I roll a fatty... Oh yeah...look at all that bacon...wrapped around a fat, spicy sausage... And, of course, there are those among us, who take things a little too literally... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpTzJ_1oN4Y

THANKS.

THANKS.

But the cost of that one extra employee on each train could severly impact the CEO's bonus each year. We can't have a CEO living in mansion and not a mega mansion. What would all the other CEO's think...?

Land mines and sniper towers. Easiest way to solve the illegal immigration issue. And make it a competition. Who's a better shot? Military-trained snipers, or kids who grew up playing Halo and Call Of Duty...?

If Iraq can cancel payments to dead people, maybe they can help us to cancel votes from dead people...

Luigi...

Like a leftover fart in an empty elevator...

Ok, so help me out here. I'm confused. What's the connection between tacos and kitties? That sounds like something you would order in some third world country that eats dogs and cats. I happen to love seafood tacos. Shrimp, lobster, calamari, it's all delicious. My favorite is the sushi taco, made with tuna...

The Peace Palace? Sounds more like a strip club, or a massage parlor. Not surprised if it is one of those types of places. After all, they ARE politicians...

Maybe if Caesar wasn't such a dumbass, fiscally incompetent, and greedy, maybe people wouldn't mind giving what needs to be given.

People pay money to go see Larry The Cable Guy tell fart jokes. I tell one, and everyong tells me to grow up. I just don't get it. And my fart jokes are based on real life things. Things that I know most people have experienced, but are too embarrassed to talk about.

Barkeep. Another round for everyone. On me...

I gave up long ago, too. Now, I just come here for the free buffet and open bar. And the people...

Yes, I wear underwear, sort of... http://www.flightquarters.com/bird-diapers/category/flightsuit-bird-diapers.html

That would have made a great episode for Airplane Repo...

We could have a little fun with the FBI. Post an ad on craigslist, advertising a free adult-themed website, but have the link point to Dinar Corp's website. If the FBI want to keep track of everyone who goes the DC website, let's make 'em work for their pay this week...

You only need two things in your toolbox. WD-40, and duct tape. If it moves, and it ain't suppossed to, use duct tape. If it's suppossed to move, and doesn't, use WD-40.

***uses water from the lopster pot for his Cup-O-Noodles..." No, it does not mean that a rate change is imminent. In fact, I've lost count of how many things, over the years, were thrown into the catagory of "This means the rate change is imminent.". The only things that are going to change on Saturday will be the daily temperature and my underwear...

If people can auction Dong on eBay, why shouldn't I be allowed to sell my commemorative balls...?

***figures out a way to make back the money he spends on ping pong balls*** Once the Titanic is raised, I'm going to sell the ping pong balls as commemorative souveniers for $10.00 ( plus tax and S&H ) Each one will be numbered before they get sent down to the Titanic, and sent down in numerical order. Ball #1 will be auctioned off after all the other balls have been sold...

If I started right now, I could raise the Titanic with ping pong balls before Iraq raises the value of the IQD... ***MrParrot puts on his little thinking cap and grabs a calculator*** Short answer: I will need 1.5 billion ping pong balls. 1,500,000,000 X $0.15 each = $225,000,000.00 $225,000,000.00 X 8% tax = $243,000,000.00