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T'was the Night Before Revaluation

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zigmeister Newbie

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'Twas the night before revaluation, when all through the house

Not a guru was stirring, nor moving their mouse;

The bloggers were tired and some didn't care,

If Oakie and Frank had something to share;

The Veterans were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of retirement danced in their heads;

And mama in her kitchen and I on my lap,

checked out forex anduttered, “damn frickin' crap,

When out on in cyberspace there arose such a clatter,

Suddenly RV was the chorus of chatter...

Away to Yahoo finance I flew like a flash,

opened the page hoping it wouldn't crash.

One IQD equals how many dollars I wanted to know

when it calculated my question the screen started to glow,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a number so grand I started to cheer,

With a little old driver, my computer lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles dollar signs came and came,

And I whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Dasher! now,Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! on Cupid! on,Donder and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of thewall!

I screamed at my financial worries, dash away all!"

Dinar like dry leaves before the wild hurricane fly,

Best damn investment had just shot through the sky,

My wife heard my screams the kids jumped from bed

I grabbed my heart nope I wasn't dead

It's happened it's happened I pointed to the screen

My wife's jaw dropped open and her eyes turned to green

The kids started ordering up every item ever dreamed

and I called my boss and gave him a ream

I heard it was happening but my sources have been wrong before also...but...what the heck.... T'was worth writing one way or the other....

R you psychic or R you Okie? :D:D :D I would be pretty funny you write this last night and Okie is actually right about the RV. Anyway I give you a plus on this one.

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DinarC Newbie

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:bow: :bow: :bow: BRAVO! :bow: :bow: :bow:

That's a keeper!

Namaste!

R you psychic or R you Okie? :D:D :D I would be pretty funny you write this last night and Okie is actually right about the RV. Anyway I give you a plus on this one.

NO KIDDING!!!!

Namaste!

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hakunamatata80909 Newbie

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Very hysterical. I too received a phone call from my sister this evening who said she got a phone call from someone in Denver who got a phone call from IRAQ who said the RV was showing at 3.75 to 1 and we should see it on forex by tomorrow.

I guess we can only keep hoping and I will just wait for Adam's text.

Sleep well ya'll... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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EGK Newbie

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I am taking a wild guess by bringing this back into play...

Is it the night before RV?

I left milk and cookies out and woke up and found a mouse nibbling at the cookie so I can't be sure how much it ate and how much Santa ate... But then Santa is likely in Bermuda right now before he gets back to the grindstone.

With everyone nestled all snug in their bunkers

waiting for cave dwellers, Tellers and spelunkers...

Defcon 1 and the RV is done...

The rate is in and it is 4.41...

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