My First Day of Employment

[DaveH]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

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BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! too funny!!!

[Sdr]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day….

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

‘Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?’

So I replied, ‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.

[hurricanewayne]

that is funny well maybe you wheren't cut out for that job, but I see nothing wrong with speaking the true to her. some one need to say something to her about all that and I thought you did a good job with out getting nasty.

[Riley]

LOL

[Butifldrm]

Oh man that's tooo Good! I needed that laugh.

[smee2]

Very good. Thanks for the laugh!

smee2

[thunderrb]

great joke for Sunday morning, nothing else happening

[Texan49]

Good One...

[Anita]

That was a good one.....thanks!

[bobby_cahill]

I remember that day

My ex filed a complaint!

Thanks for the laugh

Semper Fi

[littlesam]

kinda reminds me of where I work now....have to meet and greet tourists that come into my store...makes me want to say that all the time...but I need a job.....so I guess I will keep that to myself and smile when an ugly woman with kids come in and wish I could say that...this was to funny...

[xxxgator]

Great one ! Lmao peace

[zest4life]

LMAO Crap.... I now need a new computer from spitting diet coke out my nose....

[DaveH]

LMAO Crap.... I now need a new computer from spitting diet coke out my nose....

Sorry

[Dogmatic1]

Very, very good!

I see your racking up the points too, way to get those up!

You know, I have no doubt, this is a true story!

[DaveH]

Very, very good!

I see your racking up the points too, way to get those up!

You know, I have no doubt, this is a true story!

:lol: It isn't but surely could be one day

[smee2]

LMAO Crap.... I now need a new computer from spitting diet coke out my nose....

hahahahaha

Well, unless you spit your coke into the disk loading slot all you will need is a new keyboard. Consder it a way to justify a better one.

smee2

[umbertino]

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I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.

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Priceless even though kinda cruel.

[elv780]

Thanks I definately needed that laugh.