Man_Kind Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Deaf Italian bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?. Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.." Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger. Don't you just love Italian lawyers? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hf328 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Thanks for the laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavyduty053 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Deaf Italian bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?. Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.." Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger. Don't you just love Italian lawyers? Good one liked that................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venetia Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 That brightend the day... ..........cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Good One ManKind Probably pretty close to what would actually happen too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 That was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Deaf Italian bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money? The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?. Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about" The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask him again!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.." Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger. Don't you just love Italian lawyers? Fantastic joke. And I can talk about it since I'm Italian. I'll tell the buddies to spare your life just for this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkelly Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Great!! After all the negative people on here we all need a good laugh. Go RV "git r dun". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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