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A Happy Ending..

 

by: K. Querry-Thompson
TULSA, Okla. (KFOR) – Investigators in Tulsa say an alleged suspect in a home invasion has been killed by the homeowner’s son.

Around 4 a.m. on June 9, officers with the Tulsa Police Department received a call about an armed robbery in the 700 block of N. Hudson Ave.

Detectives say the suspect came through an open bedroom window of a home and was armed with a gun.

The homeowner said the suspect demanded items from him, but he said he didn’t have anything of value.

At that point, the suspect found the homeowner’s mother and allegedly took her cell phone, a safe, and car keys.

While the homeowner was on the phone with dispatchers, the alleged suspect came back and kicked in the front door.

Officials say that’s when the homeowner’s son shot him with a shotgun.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?"

The bartender thinks for a minute and then says

"It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer."

The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar.

He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano man starts playing classical music like Beethoven and Chopin.

Once he finishes, the bartender is in utter disbelief. He tells the man "You can have free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this."

The man says "In the alleyway behind your bar, there is a Genie who is granting free wishes to everyone who wants them." Elated, the bartender heads behind his bar to see if it was true.

A few minutes pass and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking.

The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks.

He manages to secure the door and says to the man "I think that the Genie is hard of hearing because after I asked for a million bucks, these ducks appeared by the thousands."

The man chuckles and says "Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"

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Australia still has covid camps, forced segregation, forced jabs, people in jail for refusing to take the jab, forced loss of employment for refusing, etc.

Below is a pie chart as of March 2023 of their hospitalizations based on jab's.

 avoiding-hospitals-in-nsw.jpg

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