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18 hours ago, sandsoftime said:

Decades ago when I first separated, I took my two sons on a tour through their new home when with me.  Passing the first restroom I stopped, pointed to the toilet, and instructed them that if they left the seat down here they would be grounded.

The look on the five year old's face was priceless as he contemplated having to remember the conflicting rules that could each result in punishment.  

It also broke my heart knowing the road ahead.

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I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window
I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again,
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
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1 hour ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:
Got my new blinds up today.  When they get dusty all you have to do is pull.
BAM!  New ones again.
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Wife got a good chuckle out of that one. 

I am still figuring out which room to do it to. 

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      ATTENTION.. Please join me in Remembering YET

ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community.

     The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast

infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes

    to the belly. He was 71. Dough boy was survived by his

wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough,

   and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. The

    Funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. *R*I*P

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