FlyHi Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. A man and a woman. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?” 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 (edited) WOOPS! lol! Edited December 5, 2016 by Muleslayer I felt like it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new york kevin Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Thats to bad. To bad for the parents. It may be funny 20 years from now after the bones and bruises heal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 ***/// OH, SNAP...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man_Kind Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Poor Mom and Pops . Brings a whole new meaning to getting wood ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Ouch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 ***/// If they drop dead from the beating is that Patricide, Matricide or MATTRESSide...? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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