genx4me Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share My Favorite Animal Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RodandStaff Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share My nephew is training to be an Airforce Mechanic...now he's either exhibiting his sense of humor or we need to start worrying!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RodandStaff Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share (edited) I'm thinkin' he's purdee smart!!! Advice from A Wise Old Man -Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. -Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. -Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. -A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.-Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled. -Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. -Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. -Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. -It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. -You cannot unsay a cruel word. -Every path has a few puddles. -When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. -The best sermons are lived, not preached. -Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. -Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. -Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. -Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none. -Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance. -If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. -Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. -The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. -Always drink upstream from the herd. -Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. -Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in. -If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.. -Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you. -Most times, it comes down to common sense. — with Janet Coleman. Edited November 20, 2017 by RodandStaff 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Yup...it makes a lot of sense...NOT!!! 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fringe on lamps Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Everyone - these are wonderful!! I was going to thank one here and there but no - they are all funny!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share 24 minutes ago, fringe on lamps said: Everyone - these are wonderful!! I was going to thank one here and there but no - they are all funny!!! GO RV, then BV 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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