Texas1 Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Well I have a bank story: Chase returned my cash deposit at the drive-thru & said I had to send it back in the tube with a photo ID or they wouldn't take it! I was surprised because they took the bad check someone gave me last week, which doesn't require a photo ID. Times are a changing! Does this mean RV? [just kidding] And I don't have a handicapped son, but I am limp. Have you tried viagra 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad asafrog Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 Have you tried viagra I tried it once but didn't swallow it quick enough ,had a stiff neck for weeks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted August 2, 2014 Report Share Posted August 2, 2014 I tried it once but didn't swallow it quick enough ,had a stiff neck for weeks I was told that most people who use Viagra do not really need it. They just want to outperform. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinarmite Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 I was told that most people who use Viagra do not really need it. They just want to outperform. They want to last for hours, or is that four hours? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 I would imagine the poor guy who created viagra still contacts his x-wife pleading for just a few hours out of her life to try to patch things up.......... actually 4 hours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 The last time Umbertino took viagra it lasted over 4 hours........ He has a pay per view bill if you don't believe him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted August 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 The last time Umbertino took viagra it lasted over 4 hours........ Somebody Should Probably Tell Him That There's A Quicker Way To Ingest A Pill Besides Licking It ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) The last time Umbertino took viagra it lasted over 4 hours........ He has a pay per view bill if you don't believe him 40 hrs. What you call a difficult situation.... Edited August 4, 2014 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 OH and who is ever named Polly Sue anymore?! Fishy. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 OH and who is ever named Polly Sue anymore?! Fishy. I was gonna say birdie........but fishys good too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted August 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 OH and who is ever named Polly Sue anymore?! A Parrot Lawyer ! :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 A Parrot Lawyer ! :D who goes after crackers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 who goes after crackers on a "Disney Cruise" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 on a "Disney Cruise" They don't allow birds on a Disney cruise silly, mice and ducks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) They don't allow birds on a Disney cruise silly, mice and ducks oh so that's who got all the crackers I thought it was the "cracker lawyers" Edited August 5, 2014 by Maggie123 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted August 5, 2014 Report Share Posted August 5, 2014 OH MAN YOU GUYS SLAY ME TODAY!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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