Francie26 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Adam said Ramadan starts on June 28th and ends on July 28th. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronscarpa Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 Thanks D.T. (+1) and everyone for your posts & comments...! Have a great weekend..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 ReinMan, I beg to differ. Whenever I've CALLED FOR a pizza, Pappa John's delivered. That's right. I call for a pizza to be delivered to me, and Pappa John's jumps into action... yup...same here 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 If the Iraqi Parliament calls for a pizza, it's called for in parliament to the rest of the members before a phone call is placed. "I call for pizza!!" So then the rest of the members jump into action and argue what toppings will be on the pizza. "Pepperoni?""Yes, they have beef version now." "Mushrooms?" YES!!! NO!!! "OK we vote. Do we have quorum?" "No not yet, the Kurds are always late, and of course they will want extra cheese because they are in charge of the majority dairy products for Iraq." "OK, so what else is available?" "Artichoke hearts!" (A resounding NO!!! echoes through the large room.) "Pineapple!" shouts a member. A small mumble of commotion fills the room. Apparently hardly anyone knows what a pineapple is. "We vote on pineapple! OK, pineapple anyone? YES?" A few enthusiastic YES from the room."NO?" It seems the majority have it with a half-hearted NOOOOooooo...... fades away. The Kurds finally file in. "What have we missed?" "Ahmed from Basra called for a pizza." "OH! Extra cheese, please.""Yes, we figured. EXTRA CHEESE VOTE!! Extra cheese?!" "YES!!" Majority gained with Kurds and about 1/2 of everyone else, with the other half abstaining the vote. "OK! Anything else?" Peppers vote. There seems to be some confusion. So finally the ingredients are settled. Ahmed gets to the phone in the lobby. "I'm about to dial!" Mahmood runs out to the lobby, out of breath. "STOP DIALING!! STOP DIALING!! More ingredients. We need to vote, so come inside." After a few more ingredient votes, Ahmed rushes out to dial."I AM DIALING!!" ....... dials the last 8...(pause) 4..........(looks at the lobby door).... 2....... **DOOR FLIES OPEN** "Stop dialing! The Kurds are arguing about how much cheese is extra cheese." "Tell them I will ask." And so it goes on and on and on..................................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted April 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 **DOOR FLIES OPEN** "Stop dialing! The Kurds are arguing about how much cheese is extra cheese." That's Why They Are Called 'Cheese Kurds' ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 That's Why They Are Called 'Cheese Kurds' ! OMG you are so cheesy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted April 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 OMG you are so cheesy Never Pull A Clowns Finger ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReinMan Posted April 9, 2014 Report Share Posted April 9, 2014 That joke is EXACTLY where I got the idea to use that premise. I posted that joke here before and I think I got vibes that people thought I was racist. I was thinking WTF, PEOPLE. Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed that, I made it up as I went along.Just like the gurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrparrot Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Anyway, hope y'all enjoyed that, I made it up as I went along. Just like the gurus. DUDE!!! That was GREAT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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