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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF...unsure.gif... WHO DID I MISS??? rolleyes.gif

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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF...unsure.gif... WHO DID I MISS??? rolleyes.gif

hahaha RodandStaff, I wonder what they would do if all of us sent in such a tax form. haha Funny, funny thought.

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hahaha RodandStaff, I wonder what they would do if all of us sent in such a tax form. haha Funny, funny thought.

Now thats a movement that could catch on.

A hundred million tax returns from anonymous,

stating under "List all dependents?"

12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Deal with that IRS :lol:

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hahaha RodandStaff, I wonder what they would do if all of us sent in such a tax form. haha Funny, funny thought.

Now thats a movement that could catch on.

A hundred million tax returns from anonymous,

stating under "List all dependents?"

12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Deal with that IRS :lol:

I love your post, Rod. You are cracking me up. Let's all file our 2012 returns as you suggested. The IRS will have a melt down.

Awesome post! :lol:

The response would probably be at least something like this...

computer-meltdown-400.jpg blink.gif

But they might even respond something like this....

th_meltdown1fo.gifrolleyes.gif

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They are questioning you because you are an tax paying American citizen... Only illegals can claim that many dependents and get away with it <_<

Doubtful if illegals even file their taxes Gooserider... they don't need to... another reasone we call em "illegals"!!! rolleyes.gif

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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF...unsure.gif... WHO DID I MISS??? rolleyes.gif

:reading-newspaper: That's some good stuff !!

Go RV B) :cool:

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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF...unsure.gif... WHO DID I MISS??? rolleyes.gif

You missed the prez and his family...

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Doubtful if illegals even file their taxes Gooserider... they don't need to... another reasone we call em "illegals"!!! rolleyes.gif

I want to say that I saw the article here on DV or maybe i got and email about it a couple of months ago, but it was about Illegals using fake ss numbers and claiming the max amount of dependents and all were family still living in Mexico, and with multiple families under a single address they were making a killing... one house recieved about 28 thousand dollars in tax refunds and some congressmen were saying the the scam in a whole was around several billion dollars per year...just saying...

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I want to say that I saw the article here on DV or maybe i got and email about it a couple of months ago, but it was about Illegals using fake ss numbers and claiming the max amount of dependents and all were family still living in Mexico, and with multiple families under a single address they were making a killing... one house recieved about 28 thousand dollars in tax refunds and some congressmen were saying the the scam in a whole was around several billion dollars per year...just saying...

Illegals use social security numbers that are not theirs, often. I'm a payroll tax specialist. I have seen it in my work. The I-9 would prevent companies from hiring illegals if it was used gingerly by businesses in this country. Also, all social security numbers should be verified by the SSA prior to employment. That's my :twocents:.

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I want to say that I saw the article here on DV or maybe i got and email about it a couple of months ago, but it was about Illegals using fake ss numbers and claiming the max amount of dependents and all were family still living in Mexico, and with multiple families under a single address they were making a killing... one house recieved about 28 thousand dollars in tax refunds and some congressmen were saying the the scam in a whole was around several billion dollars per year...just saying...

Illegals use social security numbers that are not theirs, often. I'm a payroll tax specialist. I have seen it in my work. The I-9 would prevent companies from hiring illegals if it was used gingerly by businesses in this country. Also, all social security numbers should be verified by the SSA prior to employment. That's my :twocents:.

Shows how much I don't know... very good ya'll... so not only are illegals taking jobs away from citizens... it sounds like they are successfully scamming the Govt. on many different fronts front free health care to even getting money back for dependent's!!! Great... now I gotta pay taxes for half of Mexico too!!!! rolleyes.gif

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Illegals use social security numbers that are not theirs, often. I'm a payroll tax specialist. I have seen it in my work. The I-9 would prevent companies from hiring illegals if it was used gingerly by businesses in this country. Also, all social security numbers should be verified by the SSA prior to employment. That's my :twocents:.

it goes all the way to the top ....OBUMMER is using a social security number that's not his,we will have to pay his retirement to,not to add to insult his family aunt and uncle are on welfare and housing with fake SS# as well

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I guess you missed all the people that are deceased but still on the polls!!:D

Did you claim your exemptions too?

Ohhhhh... I got lots of dead ancestors... some I don't really wanna claim as family though ...if'n ya know what I mean!!! unsure.gif But that's a thought... I wonder how many generations I can go back??? rolleyes.gif

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