St Patty's joke of the day‏

[moose 57]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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[one2one]

Donncha and MacArthur are preparing to be blasted into space and have just left the mission briefing when one turns to the other and says, 'Mac, where are we goin?'

MacArthur replies, 'Well Donncha, the man in charge said we are on a mission to the sun.'

'OK,' says Donncha, he thinks for a while and then asks, 'Won't it be a bit hot, it being the sun and all?'

'Don't be stupid, Donncha,' says MacArthur, 'the man said we'd be going at night.'

[Flyboy42]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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LOL, I'm part Irish and if this thing ever RV's, I'm buying the damn bar! Have a great St Patty's Day! And thanks for the laugh

[fnbplanet]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

That's funny all by itself. Can't even imagine it.

[BrokeNoMore]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

That's funny all by itself. Can't even imagine it.

:lol: That hit my funny bone!

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

LOL, I'm part Irish and if this thing ever RV's, I'm buying the damn bar! Have a great St Patty's Day! And thanks for the laugh

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[Average Bear]

An American walks into an Irish pub and says, "I'll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness's in 10 minutes."

Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations.

One guy even leaves the bar. A little while later that guy comes back and asks the American, "Is that bet still on?"

"Sure."

So the bartender lines 10 Guinness's up on the bar the Irishman drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.

As the American hands over the money he asks, "Where did you go when you left?"

The Irishman answers, "I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it."

[moose 57]

Donncha and MacArthur are preparing to be blasted into space and have just left the mission briefing when one turns to the other and says, 'Mac, where are we goin?'

MacArthur replies, 'Well Donncha, the man in charge said we are on a mission to the sun.'

'OK,' says Donncha, he thinks for a while and then asks, 'Won't it be a bit hot, it being the sun and all?'

'Don't be stupid, Donncha,' says MacArthur, 'the man said we'd be going at night.'

I didn't know there were any "blond" Irishmen! lol

[moose 57]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

That's funny all by itself. Can't even imagine it.

exactly!

[Butifldrm]

An Irishman walks out of a bar?

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[RodandStaff]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

That's funny all by itself. Can't even imagine it.

Yeah.. can't imagine why an Irishman would walk out of a perfectly good bar? Of course he might.. if they ran out of beer.. but then he would bust the place up first... then walk out! Good day to yah lads!