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2nd Amendment Humor Thread
nstoolman1 replied to Markinsa's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
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2nd Amendment Humor Thread
nstoolman1 replied to Markinsa's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
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2nd Amendment Humor Thread
nstoolman1 replied to Markinsa's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
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2nd Amendment Humor Thread
nstoolman1 replied to Markinsa's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
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Kellyanne and the Couch
nstoolman1 replied to Shabibilicious's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
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2nd Amendment Humor Thread
nstoolman1 replied to Markinsa's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
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Picked it up today. Oh and Can you tell I am happy.
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I quote this from another forum: " If your going to stir the pot get the story straight. When he was governor, he used his AOL account. Yes it was hacked.HOWEVER, Indiana has no law outlawing doing this, so this is much ado about nothing. He wasn't email classified state secrets from his AOL account, he was contacting his staff and issuing memos. "
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Mother RIPS Pelosi
nstoolman1 replied to pattyangel's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
The liberal politicians, who get it their mind to carry out socialist agendas. They pass laws that allow non citizens to receive benefits, then fight voter id laws that allows the violators the right to vote so they can build their constituent base. Then they offer more free benefits for all their voters. The conservative voters are soon out numbered and lose their voice in the system. They and the Feds are then stuck paying for it. Been there, seen it, left there. -
Joke: Engineer Dies and is sent to Hell He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he un-jams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels. One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's up? The Devil says, "Things are great down here since you sent us an engineer." "What?" says God. "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those. That must have been a mistake. Send him upstairs immediately." The Devil responds, "No way. We want to keep our engineer. We like him." God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!" The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" Joke: Deciding Heaven or Hell So an Oracle sales rep dies and goes to the afterlife. He meets St. Peter, and St. Peter tells him, "So, contrary to what you have been told, you actually get to choose where you get to stay for eternity. So take a look around and decide where you would like to go."So the rep goes and looks at Heaven. And Heaven is just as you would imagine it: A bunch of people sitting on clouds, strumming harps. It's calm, quiet, and boring. Then he goes and looks at Hell. Hell is hot, but it's like a tropical hot. There's sunny beaches, people sitting around on lounge chairs drinking mai-tais, girls in bikinis playing volleyball. So he goes back to St. Peter, and St. Peter asks him, "So, where have you decided to stay?" And the sales rep says, "Well, I know it must sound weird, but I think I'd like to stay in Hell." And St. Peter says, "Okay then. Off you go."And the sales rep gets back to Hell, but this time it's fire and brimstone, and pools of lava, and demons stabbing him with pitchforks. He's screaming in agony, and he cries out, "But, St. Peter, what happened! Where are the beaches, and the mai-tais, and the girls playing volleyball!" And St. Peter says, "Oh, sorry, that was the sales demo."
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2nd Amendment Humor Thread
nstoolman1 replied to Markinsa's topic in Politics, 2nd Amendment (Gun Control)
I bought 5 Harbor Freight. -
I only have 6400. I feel unloved and ignored. I feel honored at some of the visitors I have had looking at my profile. I still waiting for Adam to drop in.
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X-Plan: Giving your kids a way out (#xplan)
nstoolman1 replied to Markinsa's topic in Off Topic posts
I am an old fart and grew up in a different time so take what I say with a grain of salt. First off it is a nice plan on the surface for some We (my wife and I) never dropped our kids off at a party that we did not check out first, We knew all their friends and their parents. We told them that if these friends did not like you that was their loss and time to move on. Even at church youth group we still stayed on the church grounds doing things there to be close if needed. We have never regretted keeping a tight leash on them and they have grown up to be very bright, thoughtful well adjusted girls. What we did is not everyone's cup of tea but we don't have drug crazed, criminal or pregnant daughters. We like that. Far less stress in our lives. If this plan works for some parents, great, I am happy for you. Jmho. -
An upside down flag is a universal sign for distress or danger. I am sure that 74 year old feels the VA and the country are in distress or danger. I did that once as a 10 year old running a flag up a flagpole at school. Had no idea it was upside down. Half an hour later me and the other kid got called to the office. There were more policeman and fireman than I could count. Learned very quickly what that meant.
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I just applied for mine in Idaho. The only reason being is you need one to "carry conceal" in an auto. It is a pain in the arse to holster every time you get out and unholster when you get in. 65$ for the 5 year permit and background check. A far cry from the big fat nanny state I left. Go New Hampshire.
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