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  1. will they just declare our dinars ' worthless' ?? i heard that both currencies will co-exist for 2 years despite our holdings---numerous foreign governments are holding IQD ;)
  2. wonder when they are going to start using their own money---instead of ours ??? :unsure:
  3. i doubt if Obama knows one single thing about the Iraq Dinar :unsure:
  4. where's the proof ? there is none---just wild, un-founded speculation
  5. from tallrite.com WORLD'S BEST JOKES The University of Hertfordshire recently concluded a research project to find the best jokes in the world. Here they are : Best Joke in the world A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ Second Place Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!” Top joke in USA A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.” Top joke in Canada When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil. Top joke in Australia This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....” Top joke in Belgium Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks Top joke in Germany A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.” Top joke in UK A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.” Top Joke in England Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” Top Joke in Wales A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.” Top Joke in Northern Ireland A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” Also Rans Texan: “Where are you from?” Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.” Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?” An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” “But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.” Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?” What do you call a monkey in a minefield ? A Baboom ! A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”. The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !” Which day of the week do fish hate?....... Fry-Day
  6. i bought mine from Dinar Trade---delarue certification : printed their UST certificate off their website : people might be buying from unreliable sources--like on ebay---IMO
  7. a wheelbarrow full of 1-5-10 dinar coins might buy what ? they have to RV for these coins to be worth a hoot
  8. with their mineral wealth and oil-gas : i could easily see an RV of $ 3.50---similar to Kuwait : but will cash out now for 10 cents to 1 dollar
  9. The Rasmussen Reports daily Presidential Tracking Poll for Wednesday shows Mitt Romney attracting support from 47% of voters nationwide, while President Obama earns the vote from 43% :rolleyes:
  10. wondering when they are going to start selling their own currency---instead of ours ??? :unsure:
  11. i bought my dinar from Dinar Trade---recieved the Delarue certification # of the particular machine they used : also i printed a copy of their UST license from their website : i feel confident my dinar is authentic :rolleyes:
  12. voting makes me feel better---actually doing something---part of democracy
  13. no calculator can add up Okies --- " it's a done deal " stories :unsure:
  14. from Google search---Wikipedia : During the regime of Saddam Hussein, the nation of Iraq was believed to have weapons of mass destruction (WMD). Hussein was internationally known for his use of chemical weapons in the 1980s against Iranian and Kurdish civilians during and after the Iran–Iraq War. It is also known that in the 1980s he pursued an extensive biological weapons program and a nuclear weapons program, though no nuclear bomb was built.[citation needed] After the 1990-1991 Persian Gulf War, the United Nations located and destroyed large quantities of Iraqi chemical weapons and related equipment and materials throughout the early 1990s, with varying degrees of Iraqi cooperation and obstruction.[1] In response to diminishing Iraqi cooperation with UNSCOM, the United States called for withdrawal of all UN and IAEA inspectors in 1998, resulting in Operation Desert Fox. The United States and the UK asserted that Saddam Hussein still possessed large hidden stockpiles of WMD in 2003, and that he was clandestinely procuring and producing more. Inspections by the UN to resolve the status of unresolved disarmament questions restarted from November 2002 until March 2003,[2] under UN Security Council Resolution 1441, which demanded Saddam give "immediate, unconditional and active cooperation" with UN and IAEA inspections, shortly before his country was attacked
  15. can Iraq simply declare our large denoms " null and void "---how to exchange them for the new small denom's ? aren't both currencies suppossed to co-exist for 2 years ? to me , deleting the zeroes means .00086 becomes .86
  16. Harry Reid's comment " THE WAR IS LOST " [ regarding Iraq ] is not forgotten :o
  17. the new small denom's will not buy anything now---they have to RV somewhat equal to the USD : and they can't remove the zeroes from notes already printed removing the zeroes can also mean .00086 [ current value ]-- means .86 [ new value ]: :rolleyes:
  18. we could destroy them in one day---with cruise missiles : no ground troops necessary
  19. the RV will hit world-wide, all at once : not just for a select group of people
  20. believe it when i see it---been hearing these ' RV is done stories ' for 2 years now :blink:
  21. with the new small denoms to be issued, there have been numerous articles regarding both currencies co- existing for two years. when people cash-in here , then the large notes will be taken out of circulation---IMO
  22. a LOP to me means the current value of .00086 becomes .86 nearly equal to the USD:
  23. the new small denom's will not buy anything----unless they RV :blink:
  24. i invested about $ 3200----seems about right for me
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