AliBaba

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Bibbity-Bop, Yakity-Yak, Pumpity Pump Be-Bop...No RV.

Nice to see that some of our patients in mental institutions have internet access.

Klaatu Barada Nikto!!

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Klaatu Barada Nikto

The currency exchange clerk at Hobby Airport in Houston recently indicated to me that he would exchange dinar at the current rate.

Try a Drano enema.

Duh, I need Math R Us

Beware the Jabberwock!

Blah, blah, blah...or as some say, Blahse, blahse, blahse...I am trying to show my diversity...

Blah, blah, blah...

In the words of Dusty Hill/ZZ Top...Uh Haw Haw Haw Haw...They gotta a lot a nice girls there...

Irwin Schiff also asserted that payment of income tax is voluntary. Perhaps he volunteered to enter the federal penitentiary.

I was being somewhat sarcastic. Irwin Schiff is currently incarcerated in the federal correctional facility in Terre Haute, IN serving a 12-year 6-month sentence for multiple tax-related and fraud convictions. His book is very credible, with multiple citations to the IRS code, the US constitution, and other federal statutes. However, he was convicted anyway.

Sounds like something out of "The Federal Mafia" by Irwin Schiff. Someone should send him some dinars; he does not get out very much these days.

Blah, blah, blah...tax experts say cap gains= non-issue; not a capital gain. Flame me as needed.

I nominate myself. I laid off my 40 thieves and have outsourced my thievery operations.

I would like to see that...hee hee:p

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