wellwisher

Same here. I expect a dip to $42 - $45 between 1 -3 today. I am ready to pull the trigger on another 100 - 150 shares.

Why does this sound like a translation issue? $15 mil is around $10,000. Through MasterCard, without interest? When was the last time M/C did anything without interest? Sounds like an initial balance transfer or cash advance with $0 interest for a specific time period (18 months?) not mentioned in the details.

At $41.66 barrel, more than $5 off current pricing and shorted for 2021, good deal for China. Doesn’t this give Iraq breathing room for any quick action on the White Paper and exchange rate pressures?

That video looks like summer in Florida, everyday, between 3pm and 4:15. 😂😂😂

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Aaaaaaannnnddddddd, where is PETA now?

I found this and had to share. This Guy Just Made The Staff At Walmart Lose Their Minds...This Is Genius. iamsuper http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/802760 4 days ago Over the past 6 months, I have been playing a fun game with my credit card company. The game finally backfired on me today and led me through the most hilarious moment of my life. Most people would have been embarrassed, but me, I'm a little twisted, so I laughed all the way through it like an ass hole. With any story, there is a setup process. Here is the setup to this story. About 6 months ago, I was making a purchase with my credit card and when I went to sign the electronic signature machine, it was broken. By broken, I mean that when I touched the pen to the machine, it went crazy and didn't look anything like my signature. It looked like a drunk 4 year old signed my name for me. It accepted the signature without any problems. So this really made me wonder what I could do to give my credit card company something to laugh about. I mean, they obviously don't review the signatures since they never called me or declined a purchase. For ****s sake, it could have been a stolen card. I started out modest by signing with a line or an "X". Occasionally I would do last name first. After a couple of months, I became bolder. I wrote goofy ****, drew pictures, etc. Here's a list of some of my favorite signatures over the past few months: I AM NOT KINGPIN I STOLE THIS **** OFF **** YOU WALMART SUCKS CALL ME CROTCHY CROTCHINGTON MY BALLS ITCH 911 I'M A CRIMINAL THANKS FOR THE STUFF Today at Walmart I went the extra mile. When it came time to sign my name, a thought popped in my head. I should draw a picture. But what picture should I draw? I smirked as something completely juvenile came to me. This is a rough drawing of the signature that I provided: Yes, I know, it's not my best artwork, but I didn't have the time to be elaborate with the drawing. I had to look like I was providing a signature. Right after I hit "OK", there was a pause. The register then said "COMPARE SIGNATURE ON SLIP TO CARD." One thought popped in my head: "OH *!" It then printed the receipt and there in black and white was my drawing of cock and balls. The lady at the register didn't immediately look at it. She asked for the card. I handed her the card and she flipped it over. Then she brought up the receipt and she smirked, but then took a stern tone and said "These signatures don't match." At this point I was in tears from trying to hold back my laughter. I tried to explain to her why I had done it, but it didn't matter. I probably didn't make sense as I laughed hysterically through the explanation. She then paged the manager and I erupted in laughter. The guy behind me in line got a glimpse of my signature on the receipt and began laughing. The manager comes up and the woman from the register begins whispering to him. I then hear a few words "he drew a penis..." as she holds up the receipt. The manager blurts out a short laugh and then controls it. He turns to me and I'm out of breath from laughing and I'm still giggling like a schoolgirl. Manager: Sir, your signature...heh...umm...doesn't match the signature on your card. Me: I know and there is a good reason for that. Manager: (quietly) You drew a penis on my credit card machine. **The guy behind me bursts into laughter.** Me: Yeah, I didn't think this would happen. I've been trying to see how far I could go with my signature before the credit card company did something about it. Manager: I guess you learned your lesson. Me: Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis. **The guy behind me now can't stop laughing.** Manager: OK, I'm going to decline the signature and have you sign it again. Me: Fair enough. Manager: This time, really sign it. So I had to sign it again and they wouldn't let me keep my artwork. Those bastards. I had single handedly broken up the monotony of their daily routine and given them something that they will be talking about for years to come and they wouldn't let me keep it. They will tell their grandchildren about the guy that drew cock and balls as his credit card signature. So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really **** with them.

Oh! Thank you for reminding me its Thursday!

http://en.rian.ru/world/20130114/178756373.html Different al-Issawi, the Finance Minister attempt was unsuccessful.

Wait...we're going to be relying on a Turki to run the CBI?

Nope...three times is enough...not to mention expensive.

GID is fine. I live 20 mintues from the office, purchased mine from them and have a friend that works there. No worries.

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him If she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife, She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, It's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause "It's sooo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own……….So does she.

"OK, OK....Wait a minute. I was invited for a Conference here and, as you know, the most productive talks are in casual settings. So, Obama and I were in the Presidential Steam Room and I got to tell you, not very powerful..."

I went to the link Adam posted this morning. The stroke of gunius he is referring to came from a clown. (no offence to clowns, I like clowns!)