Tiffany23 Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disney World". Barack said, "No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One". The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes". Barack said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them". The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset". Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, "but you don't look like you're handicapped". The kid responds "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your a$$ from drowning". Tiff 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarMillionaire Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nelg Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 :lol: :lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt.cliff Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 good one tiff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dah-kota Posted January 10, 2012 Report Share Posted January 10, 2012 Thanx for the chuckles Tiffany 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billbill Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Too Funny!!!! Good one Tiffany, thanks for the laugh...I needed it today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatic1 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Haha! BTW, did you just celebate your 50th birthday? This sounds like a joke, delta would post! This is waaayyy to clean a joke for you to be posting! But, I'm not complaining, it's keeping me from doing alot of behind the scenes work! I'm so proud of our little grown up Tiffy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreedomExpress Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Oh Boy now you have done it...Tiffany! Don't you know that Old B.O. has all the CIA, FBI, Secret Service not to mention his wife scanning these forum sites for negative comments? Perhaps you should keep a low profile for awhile... :unsure: :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy17 Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Thanks Tiffany keep them coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted January 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 Haha! BTW, did you just celebate your 50th birthday? This sounds like a joke, delta would post! This is waaayyy to clean a joke for you to be posting! But, I'm not complaining, it's keeping me from doing alot of behind the scenes work! I'm so proud of our little grown up Tiffy! Yup! I AM all grown up, last night I didn't have to have anyone take my pants off for me...I did it all by myself! ok...I'm back to normal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted January 11, 2012 Report Share Posted January 11, 2012 That's funny. I clicked on the thread cause I thought it was a fishin story. Thank you for the laughs. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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