New Panties

[delta22]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,

"Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot!

[ngodstust2]

Only you could come up with something like this

[Elixirbaby]

Sounds like a little waxing services are needed.

[usndiver]

Fur bikini's are bad!

[smee2]

I just HAD to share this so how ever many people you think you gave a chuckle to, add about a dozen to that amount.

Very good ... hahahhahaha ... thanks ... hehehehehehe

smee2

[Dinar_o'saurs]

From your previous joke Delta...............

Maybe they should have been leather!!!

[TPSprayduster]

LOL, what a way to end the day. Thanks delta.

[hame55]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,

"Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot!

So this guy goes to the pharmacist with an unusual medical problem, but it's a woman, and he's embarrassed and asks to see a male pharmacist. The woman tells him, "Look I am a PhD and a professional. I've seen it all. How can I help you?"

"Well, I get an erection for 4 hours a day and I can't stop it. It's embarrassing. What can you do for me?"

"Well, let me talk with my partner and I'll get her opinion."

She comes back and says, "The best we can do is 1/3 the business, $2000 a month and a pickup truck."

[moose 57]

meow

[design interrupted]

Sounds like a little waxing services are needed.

Fur bikini's are bad!

Do you prefer Brazilian bikinis?