My Body As A Car

[smee2]

If My Body Was a Car

If my body was a car, I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks

Or my exhaust backfires!

[BruceV]

Thanks for the laugh

[Caye98]

ROFL!

Reminds me of a friend's comment when weighing options on whether to repair the currently owned car or buy a new one: "Just jack-up the windshield wipers and replace everything underneath, or buy a new one?".

[learning all i can]

Well smee, you made me laugh out loud.

goodness, now that I think about it, its time for me to trade too.

Thanks for the chuckle

[joeintt]

i laughed so hard that I had a backfire in the exhaust

[Redwizard]

Yep, I feel like a '66 Buick, ... old, heavy, and wore out

[FlyHi]

If My Body Was a Car

If my body was a car, I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks

Or my exhaust backfires!

Yep, I feel like a '66 Buick, ... old, heavy, and wore out

[Maggie123]

Good one Smee! I laughed so hard I almost spit (blew up) on my keyboard!

[pattyangel]

Smee2, that was a good one, keep them coming. Laughing is a source of healing and I could use more!!!