Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or Southerner?

[nointel]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a

deserted street with your wife

and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic

Terrorist with a huge knife

comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, praises

Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a

Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

· Does the man look poor or oppressed?

· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

· Could we run away?

· What does my wife think?

· What about the kids?

· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

· What does the law say about this situation?

· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

· Should I call 9-1-1?

· Why is this street so deserted?

· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

· This is all so confusing!

...............................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

...........................

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[MrFnHappy]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

[RonSkilbeck]

now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!! LMAO

[AoK]

LOL! Funny! It'd be even funnier if it hadn't a hint of truth!

[Mrgrizz44]

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a

deserted street with your wife

and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic

Terrorist with a huge knife

comes around the corner,

locks eyes with you,

screams obscenities, praises

Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a

Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

· Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

· Does the man look poor or oppressed?

· Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

· Could we run away?

· What does my wife think?

· What about the kids?

· Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

· What does the law say about this situation?

· Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?

· Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

· Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

· Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

· If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

· Should I call 9-1-1?

· Why is this street so deserted?

· We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.

· Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

· I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

· This is all so confusing!

...............................

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

...........................

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

BANG!

Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

I guess I qualify as both a Republican and a Southerner even though I come from the mountains of Colorado. You left out the opotion for us. My wife, son and daughter would have slapped leather at the same time I did, and when it was down and dead we would have teased about why it took so long for their guns to clear their holster!

[dog53]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha loved it

[dinarmaniac]

:lol:

[aliciadogz]

THANKS,NOINTEL I NEED THAT, LAUGH.

[annstyle]

Way to go Colorado! We all carry guns in the South. 357 in my car and shotgun beside my bedroom door. By the way I'm a lady. Men have guns too and children old enough to hunt. LOL

[Dalite]

Definitely a Southerner.

As a true Southerner, after the second clip, I am always overcome by an emotion known as "Post Ammo Letdown"; meaning I didn't think to carry a third...

[WorkerBee]

Way to go Colorado! We all carry guns in the South. 357 in my car and shotgun beside my bedroom door. By the way I'm a lady. Men have guns too and children old enough to hunt. LOL

I don't get it ya'll, ain't that the way they do it in the north? What's so funny?

[ZigsQuote]

AGAIN. Damn I'm glad I came in when I did. It's a laugh a minute tonite

[hame55]

now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!! LMAO

Let's see... LBJ started Vietnam, WWII war declared by FDR, Harry Truman dropped the atomic bomb, all Democrats. I guess they got no b@lls, right?

NUFF SAID.

Stupid Southern joke to make them feel better about losing to the North...

[georgiaboy]

I am a southerner and a democrat. the guy would be dead before he drew his sword.