easyrider Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Post RV Checklist 1. Change your number, make sure the new number is unlisted. If you don’t, every Tom **** and Harry will be knocking down your door when they find out about your new circumstances. 2. Contact an attorney that specializes in taxes and trust accounts. 3. Set up your family trust(s). 4. Contact your bank(s) and set up POD accounts. 5. Do not deal with banks that have derivatives and hedge funds. 6. Set up CDARS accounts. 7. Pay off ALL debt. 8. Fix everything that needs repair. 9. Upgrade your personal, home, auto and umbrella insurance. 10. (Consider ransom insurance too!)For your family/children 11. Set aside enough liquid funds for you to survive for 2-3 years. This should account for every expense you have on a monthly basis – don’t go short! 12. Invest in precious metals (like gold & silver or Rare Earth Metals). 13. Go to seminars to learn to make money through SMART investments. 14. PAY YOUR TAXES! 15. Pick your friends wisely. Someone will be “watching you” so you’ll want to do the following: 1. Be very low key (non-descript). 2. Don’t flaunt your newly obtained wealth. 3. Open up a secure Email address. 4. Get a new cell phone number; cancel the old one. 5. Get a P.O. Box 6. Put a security system in your house. 7. Install high security Medco bolt locks, and a heavy duty safe. 8. Install reflective film on your home windows. 9. Consider building a safe room. 10. Get training in self-defense / firearms. 11. Use PGP (or better) encryption on your computer and Email. 12. Don’t trust anyone … keep your friends close and your enemies closer. I hope this helps. Take care. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 hmmm...why not...#12 "....hire someone to kill your enemies...." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadCobra Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Let's hope we all NEED these two checklists, the sooner the better! Cheers! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjmunson Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 How about I just jump in Saddam's rabbit hole and live out the rest of my days in paranoid driven fear? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E A Poe Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 How about I just jump in Saddam's rabbit hole and live out the rest of my days in paranoid driven fear? LOL FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qman Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 And also do NOT forget to sign up for party!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venetia Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 Yep..................I'm going to go very low key...............I'm going to buy a burka .....that'll do it!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easyrider Posted March 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 How about I just jump in Saddam's rabbit hole and live out the rest of my days in paranoid driven fear? you got room for 2? hell, maybe well find osama down there while were at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captjohn Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 You forgot a few: 1. Get rid of any rotten and ungrateful children. 2. Keep your friends close, and your girlfriends closer 3. Drop any ancillary pets. 4. Find a guru and get enlightened. 5. Then.....do your exchange.....go to Vegas, and put it all on RED. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wookie Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 First of all, I thank you for sharing your thoughts about being not only smart but safe in dealing with new found wealth. A few items on your list I hadn't thought about before now. Second, I am truly amazed at the number of people here who are so filled with arrogance and disrespect and find this a supposed funny topic. Well, news flash for them, they aren't funny. They are fools. At least accept his thoughts with kindness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tjmunson Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 you got room for 2? hell, maybe well find osama down there while were at it. Always room for you, my bro!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmey309 Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 easy -- Is it ok if you and I stay friends and we meet post rv in Vegas with the rest of Adam's group ? j Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primalnick Posted March 13, 2011 Report Share Posted March 13, 2011 Captjohn, "Always bet on BLACK" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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