Talking Dog for Sale - $10

[Tiffany23]

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So,what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired..'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

[bamf1414]

I love this joke, damn them lying dogs

[awish30]

Too Funny :D :lol:

[Man_Kind]

Rut Rowe

Good one Tiff !

[smee2]

Thanks for the morning chuckle. Very good one.

smee2

[vern]

Excellent--Thanks Tiff

[Funky Cold Medinar]

Now i know where that phrase "lie like a dog" comes from tOO funny, thanks for posting

Countless blessings and endless peace to ALL....GO RV!

[Dogmatic1]

Geesh, that's still cheap, who cares if he lies!

[Geo58]

That was really good Tiffany really cool

[Tiffany23]

Geesh, that's still cheap, who cares if he lies!

Love the Emotioncon Cher....You still go me babe! ha ha

[caz1104]

What is the dogs name? Met one very simular at a sports bar near my house named Rex. A real chick magnate and he drank like a FISH,ran out literally on his bill.........................................................GO RV 2011 BABY!!!!

[retirementafterrv]

Tiffany23,

Wonderful joke, I have to labs my self. I tried to return you pm message, but it told me you don't receive pm message. Yes to answer your question about the golden lab, I have one just like that one. thanks for the post.

[Tiffany23]

What is the dogs name? Met one very simular at a sports bar near my house named Rex. A real chick magnate and he drank like a FISH,ran out literally on his bill.........................................................GO RV 2011 BABY!!!!

Caz...the dog's name is: Pinocchio, of course!

[tommyboy]

Thanks. I needed that !!

[umbertino]

Great joke. Thanks. Please bring them on.