Qman Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 The following are all replies that Detroit women have written on Child support Agency Forms in the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or putting it another way... Who's your baby's Daddy? Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. 2.... I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks... 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me. 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time..... well, I don't have clue.. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. WHEN THE WEALTH IS REDISTRIBUTED THESE PEOPLE WILL BE THE MAJOR RECIPIENTS. 7 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherysh Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 I personally like #6...lmao..."cataclysmic implications for the economy.", can you see the story being told, and the deer in the headlights look on the girls face??..lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor363 Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Having worked north of Detroit and traveled though each morning for work in the less impoverished areas north-west of there, I really can understand this. I'm always amazed at how racially segregated that city is. It's probably the worst place in North America from that perspective. It's sad really...totally sad... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby_cahill Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Funny Funny Funny Semper Fi p.s I'm #6 shhhhhhhhhhh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new york kevin Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 mega ditto thor363. on the humor side of this sad story, my faqvorite is #5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panamagold Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Question: Does this really belong on this site, is this the appropriate place for such a posting? If so, I am sadly dissapointed. Please, can we raise our sights a little higher? 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott0916 Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) and to think....THESE PEOPLE VOTE...... Edited January 24, 2011 by scott0916 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 panamagold , it is a joke, if you find it hits close to home then think about something else. The truth hurts at times. pp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroitjazzman Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Detroit is a big city......whatever you are looking for...you can find it here....and you can find the same in a trailor park in suburban detroit...or chicago....or new york....texas or mississippi...just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 Having worked north of Detroit and traveled though each morning for work in the less impoverished areas north-west of there, I really can understand this. I'm always amazed at how racially segregated that city is. It's probably the worst place in North America from that perspective. It's sad really...totally sad... Indeed that was the impression I got when I was there a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Photochic Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 and to think....THESE PEOPLE VOTE...... And probably not Republican 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detroitjazzman Posted January 24, 2011 Report Share Posted January 24, 2011 (edited) And probably not Republican Yes we do vote! you think that only republican's have a better mouse trap? I was a registered Republican for over 42 years and they are no better than the Democrats. Both political parties in america are in need of some replacement members. We need folks that uderstand what is in the citizens best interest, and, now what happens to be the partisian politics du jour..... just saying Edited January 24, 2011 by detroitjazzman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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