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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 22

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 22

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 22

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 22

May be an image of 1 person, camping and text that says 'The older older I get, the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years Maybe being a trail guide wasn'tsucl wasn't such a great idea after all.'

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 22

May be an image of text that says 'A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he replied. "Oh, killed any?" she said. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," came the answer. Intrigued, the wife asked, "How can you tell them apart?" Husband: "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."'

sandsoftime · April 25

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

May be an image of text that says 'The sheep spend their whole lives fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepherd. Once you understand this statement the game changes and you start to understand politics.'

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...

Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.

The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'

The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Max would Like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!

The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

People scattered.

They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story...

Have a great day and remember...

...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 25

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nstoolman1 · April 27

nstoolman1 · April 27

nstoolman1 · April 27

It's like if Gary Larson imagined Jumanji but with food.

nstoolman1 · April 27

nstoolman1 · April 27

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · April 27

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And don't forget to rotate the air in the tires!

CRYPTO REWARDS!

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