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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

Hey, whatever works.......

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

Shop & Support Small American Business👍

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 26

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Markinsa · March 27

7 hours ago, Smokey Mtn. Dinar said:

Scottish biologists crossed a watermelon with a cauliflower. Consumers of the new varietal were left with a sense of sadness known as Meloncauli

Definitely not a shade tree you would want to fall asleep under. :lol:

divemaster5734 · March 29

The Ladies here are going to just love this one...

The Trick

A woman says to her doctor, "I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to loose his temper for no reason. It scares me, I don't know what to do".

The doctor says "I have a cure for that. When it seems you husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swinging it around in your mouth."

"Just swish and swish, BUT DON'T DRINK ANY OF IT until he either calms down or leaves the room".

Two weeks later she came back looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says "Doctor, that was a BRILLIANT idea! Every time my husband started loosing it I just swished the water. I just swished and swished, and he calmed right down!

How does a glass of water do that?"

The doctor says "The water itself does nothing."

"It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick"....

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

STUPID Joe, thinks he can "build back better! 😡

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

Put these signs on the U.S.A./Mexico border! Problem Solved 🙂 😉

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

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Smokey Mtn. Dinar · March 30

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CRYPTO REWARDS!

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