20th CENTURY PHILOSOPHERS...

[moose 57]

20th CENTURY PHILOSOPHERS

 

~ John Glenn...

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

 

 

 

 ~ David Letterman...

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. 

  

 

 

~ Old Italian proverb...

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.  

 

 

 

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor...

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. 

 

~ Jeff Foxworthy...

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. 

 

~ Prince Philip...

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. 

  

 

 

~ Harrison Ford...

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. 

 

 

  

 

 

~ Jean Rostand...

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror 

 

 

~ WH Auden...

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. 

 

~ Jonathan Katz...

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked

 

 

 ~ Johnny Carson...

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. 

 

 

  

 

 

~ Jimmy Durante...

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. 

  

 

 

~ George Roberts...

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs  to anyone 

  

 

 

~ Robert Benchley...  
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

 

h.a.n.d.

 

 

 

 

h.a.n.d.

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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...and TheMOOSE delivers yet again...!  

 

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[Shabibilicious]

~ Shabs.....(plagiarism possible)

I let my wife wear the pants in the family, so I can spend my time trying to get in them.

GO RV, then BV 

[SnowGlobe7]

I figured you were naked most of the time......I was right

 

[Muleslayer]

Oh the mental lmage!

[Xtaxguy]

A single death is tragic. A million dead is statistics.

     attributed to Josef Stalin

[moose 57]

[Shabibilicious]

~  Fergie

"My humps, my humps.....my lovely lady lumps."  

GO RV, then BV