FlyHi Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Paddy – Hey, Mick. I heard you had a break-in the other night.Mick – I did, Paddy. I saw two buggers messing around in the shed. Takin’ the kids bikes, they were.Paddy – Feckers. Did you call the Guards?Mick – I did. They told me they didn’t have anyone in the area, so to stay indoors.Paddy – Bloody cutbacks. What did you do?Mick – I called them back and told them to not bother comin’ as I’d shot the pair of them.Paddy – Jesus. Mick – Next of all, an armed unit of the RRP arrives, quickly followed by two garda cars, an ambulance, a fire engine and the whole area was lit up by a helicopter over the house.Paddy – Holy God!Mick – The two boys were still in the shed and they were arrested. This big detective comes up to me and says, ‘I thought you said you shot them!’ I says to him, ‘I thought you said you’d no one in the area. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 ***/// Hahahahaha...! Good one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted February 6, 2016 Report Share Posted February 6, 2016 Bloody Funny, that is !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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