newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) I went to the bank again today, and slipped and I fell down. See, I rape my owners wallet every night with out even losing one of my nine lives again and again. I depositing my daily $20.00 dollar bill in bank like I always do when the reject goes to work. I own like a 2 billion dinar just in case so I can ditch the losers, but they feed me now and has no clue with a couple purrs and for very very little attention. I have to wear this piece of bread now so stabilize my head with my neck and spine my stupid owner told me until my dinars RV. I am so going sue the bank and own it while I wait. Edited August 28, 2015 by newbieDA 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 ***/// .. ... ...! Kitty needs one of these as well as an attorney ! Hysterical ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 wait for the update lmao 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 ***/// Bring it on ! We can't wait ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) With alot of thought and searching, I found this guy on the internet, hope hes good! wait.... I want this, so ya, he's going to be my attorney! and I think I am love Edited August 28, 2015 by newbieDA 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 This rv is dummer than the Dallas Cowboy's ability to hire an owner...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) This rv is dummer than the Dallas Cowboy's ability to hire an owner...... I love the Dallas Cowboys! GO JASON KITTEN!!! Edited August 28, 2015 by newbieDA 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 ***/// Wounded Cat Burglar's attorney is The Evil MALIKI...?! Oh, hell no ! But at least we know his cat-eyes weren't harmed in the accident, he's got good taste in SNOWGLOBES ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 I am totally LMAO, this is cute lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 ***/// Cats are ALWAYS awesome ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) you think she would have me I mean I steal, little thief I am. Maybe I should talk to my attorney, see what he thinks I should do. Edited August 28, 2015 by newbieDA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) ***/// He'll only tell you to hand over all your ill-gotten IQD to him so she won't take it from ya ! And he knows from ill-gotten IQD, brotha ! SO it comes down to this: which of the 2 do ya trust more...? A pretty pussycat rubbin' all over ya, or the notorious Thief of Baghdad...?! . Edited August 28, 2015 by SgtFuryUSCZ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 my attorney told me slow down, we have banks to rob! and he told me to get into this... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 ***/// CRIMINALS ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) I woke up on the steps of this strange building and decided to go in. and walked pass this guy who didnt look all that important... he looked very grumpy, a dog person I bet! Edited August 28, 2015 by newbieDA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) ***/// Hang on now... did your evil attorney strap a suspiciously heavy backpack on ya before he sent ya in....? Ruh-roh....! .. Edited August 28, 2015 by SgtFuryUSCZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Bank Story #1 Ur Title Is Close - But Bank Stories Are "Number Two" ... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 ***/// THUG ! Ya never disappoint, Brotha ! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 finally I see a sucker a mile away, not sure if I can trust him though I went over and did my little purr and so small attention and BAM marked him as my new owner until I figure out where I am and all these scribble lines mean. I cant wait til I talk to my attorney and see what this has to do with the bank, all I did was slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 This rv is dummer than the Dallas Cowboy's ability to hire an owner...... I Heard The NBA Put A Guy On Waivers So Maybe They Can Trade For Donald Sterling ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Ur Title Is Close - But Bank Stories Are "Number Two" ... :D I wish I could change it now lol but no, I want to keep it going again for giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarThug Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 I wish I could change it now lol but no, I want to keep it going again for giggles Sounds Good To Me - I Have A Clown Cousin Named 'Giggles' ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newbieDA Posted August 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) for now I am going to blend in the best I can... Patiently we wait for Bank Story #2 coming soon Edited August 28, 2015 by newbieDA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jg1 Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 you think she would have me I mean I steal, little thief I am. Maybe I should talk to my attorney, see what he thinks I should do. I hope you are not going to make those strange meowing sounds now, Meeeeowwwwwwyowwwwwwwwowwww, I need to get some sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 IT'S FUNNY THANKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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