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Bank Story #1

newbieDA

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newbieDA Newbie

newbieDA

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I went to the bank again today, and slipped and I fell down.

 

See, I rape my owners wallet every night with out even losing one of my nine lives again and again.

 

I depositing my daily $20.00 dollar bill in bank like I always do when the reject goes to work.

 

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I own like a 2 billion dinar just in case so I can ditch the losers, but they feed me now and has no clue with a couple purrs and for very very little attention.

 

I have to wear this piece of bread now so stabilize my head with my neck and spine my stupid owner told me until my dinars RV.

 

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I am so going sue the bank and own it while I wait.

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SgtFuryUSCZ Apprentice

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He'll only tell you to hand over all your ill-gotten IQD to him so she won't take it from ya !   :tiphat:

And he knows from ill-gotten IQD, brotha !

 

SO it comes down to this:  which of the 2 do ya trust more...? :confused2:

A pretty pussycat rubbin' all over ya, or the notorious Thief of Baghdad...?!   :shrug:

 

:lol:

 

 

 

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finally I see a sucker a mile away, not sure if I can trust him though

 

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I went over and did my little purr and so small attention and BAM marked him as my new owner until I figure out where I am and all these scribble lines mean.

 

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I cant wait til I talk to my attorney and see what this has to do with the bank, all I did was slip.

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you think she would have me

 

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I mean I steal, little thief I am. Maybe I should talk to my attorney, see what he thinks I should do.

 

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I hope you are not going to make those strange meowing sounds now, Meeeeowwwwwwyowwwwwwwwowwww, I need to get some sleep.

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