Joke ... Rated M for Mature

[smee2]

This just showed up in my inbox and I actually chuckled ... me ... really, me ... at joke I would have to rate M for Mature. Oh well, there may be some out there who will enjoy. If you don't ... well ... you were warned in the title

A man escapes from prison where he has

been for 15 years. He breaks into a house

to look for money and guns and finds a

young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him

to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed

he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then

gets up and goes into the bathroom. While

he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look

at his clothes! He probably spent lots of

time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in

years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If

he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,

do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no

matter how much he nauseates you. This

guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets

angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love

you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't

kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my

ear. He told me he was ***, thought you

were cute, and asked me if we had any

vaseline. I told him it was in the

bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you

[Saint]

Smee2. That was too funny thanks.

[dog53]

hahahahaha Smee that was so wrong. hahahahha

[SnowGlobe7]

lol....good one

[DiveDeepSix]

ROFLMAO, Take one for the team, great joke Smee!! :lol:

[Sage449]

so wrong on so many levels and so funny

[umbertino]

Good one.

[Bumper64]

[LAWRENCEOFDINARIA]

Cracked me up, thanks for sharing it!

[mlmfan]

Talk about being the butt of a joke........