moose 57 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approacehd him, smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Carman" "Thats a beautiful name",he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No", she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy the most- cars and men. Therefore, I chose Carmen." By the way, what is your name? she asked He answered "B.J Titsengolf ". 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mongo Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approacehd him, smiled and said, "Hello, my name is Carman" "Thats a beautiful name",he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No", she replied. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy the most- cars and men. Therefore, I chose Carmen." By the way, what is your name? she asked He answered "B.J Titsengolf ". So you must be Bullwinkle and your 54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted July 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 So you must be Bullwinkle and your 54 I love Rocky & Bullwinkle! You are close , 53, will be 54 in Dec.. My dogs name was Moose!!!!! We are both born 1957. Moose lives on!!! 100lb yellow lab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 That one was Great!...it reminded me of this one: A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman Boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate Would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston. He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever Seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your Business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned From my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best Stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 buwahahaha!!!!! Tiffany23, that was hilarious. well, wither that was his real name or not. if you knew nothing about the guy...he was a good listener, Hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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