"You gonna tell him or should I?"

[Kandi77]

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.”Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he’s a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him ...a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.”Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren’t getting any milk.” Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “You gonna tell him or should I?”

[lizlemon78]

So, this is an Asian family?

[thehotdogguy]

So, this is an Asian family?

WHAT?........Are you kidd'n me.................lol

[lizlemon78]

WHAT?........Are you kidd'n me.................lol

that's pretty good, right?

[Kandi77]

Really?? a "-" it was just a joke...sorry if I offended someone. I thought it was funny, guess I was wrong.

[troutstream]

That IS good ... I'm stealing it

[lizlemon78]

It was funny. Some people don't have a sense of humor.

[RSTEFAN]

Thanks for the Laugh!!!

Bob

[pokerplayer]

There's a + to equal it out. If people don't like jokes then there is something wrong.

pp

[lizlemon78]

Jesus never kicked cats. Its in the Bible.

[Kandi77]

Thanks!!!!

Glad I'm not alone in my humor!!

[nackers]

lol very funny

[DaveJen]

Great humor. Anyone offended by this is offended by life. And we need humor. Toooooo many people take themselves sooooooo serious.

[Patientlywaiting2]

I think it's funny---gets a smile from me!!!