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If nothing else, it's a lovely story :D

I know some chaps that used to sing a song about a Chicken Plucker, which got a bit rude when they had had a gallon of beer!!! Or was it a Pheasant Plucker, lol. Yes I think it was :lol:

Thank you for the giggles.

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With all the rumors flying around lately, I am beginning to feel left out, I have therefore decided to share with you all startling information on the soon to be RV!

One of my hobbies is cooking. The other day while watching the Food Network, there was Tangine dish made using a Tunisian chili spice called Harissa. My local market didn’t have it so I went to a Middle East market called “Q”.

Most of the people who worked there speak Arabic, including the lettuce trimmer whose name is Nori (like in seaweed). We started talking. I shared with him what I was planning on making, and in the conversation he told me he moved to the US eight years ago from Iraq.

Being inquisitive but not wanting to make a fool of myself, I told him that a friend of mine was encouraging me to buy Iraqi dinar because they were going to increase in value a thousand fold. What he told me is worthily consideration for this site, and deserves the same attention as any of most recent rumors.

Nori told me I should invest in dinar. I asked why? This is what he said.

Every two weeks Nori speaks with his brother Habib who lives in Baghdad. Habib works as a chicken plucker in a butcher shop (Nori has been plucking chickens since he was twelve). Two months ago Habib told Nori that a man in a suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache, and scuffed shoes, driving a clean black car with one bullet hole, came to pick up chickens for his employer who lives in the Green Zone. This man told him to start holding on to his dinar as they will go up in value. Habib said he dismissed what he said because of his unruly mustache and scuffed shoes, and besides he was just a driver.

Habib then told Nori that several weeks later, the man in the suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache and scuffed shoes showed up at the butcher shop, but this time, he opened up the door and a man came out wearing a suit with a clean shirt and tie, a neatly trimmed Saddam era mustache and shinny shoes. This man entered the shop with the man with the untrimmed mustache and placed an order for eight chickens.

In placing the order, the man with the Saddam era mustache told Habib after purchasing the chickens that he liked the chickens because they were neatly plucked, and told him to start saving his dinar because on October 22, 2010, his dinar will be worth a thousand times more in value. Then with a wink, and putting his Prada sun glasses on, he left.

Because Habib secretly believes in numerology, Habib ran the numbers 10-22-2010, which add up to “8”. Referencing his Glynis McCants Numerology books, Habib discovered that “8” is a number that encourages financial security.

Excited on the prospect that a debonair man with a Saddam era mustache would buy 8 chickens and told him he would get rich on a date that is a numerological 8, Habib started saving his dinar in anticipating of it value going up.

There it is folks! Straight from a lettuce trimmer and chicken plucker’s mouth, on October 22, 2010, there will be a RV!

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With all the rumors flying around lately, I am beginning to feel left out, I have therefore decided to share with you all startling information on the soon to be RV!

One of my hobbies is cooking. The other day while watching the Food Network, there was Tangine dish made using a Tunisian chili spice called Harissa. My local market didn’t have it so I went to a Middle East market called “Q”.

Most of the people who worked there speak Arabic, including the lettuce trimmer whose name is Nori (like in seaweed). We started talking. I shared with him what I was planning on making, and in the conversation he told me he moved to the US eight years ago from Iraq.

Being inquisitive but not wanting to make a fool of myself, I told him that a friend of mine was encouraging me to buy Iraqi dinar because they were going to increase in value a thousand fold. What he told me is worthily consideration for this site, and deserves the same attention as any of most recent rumors.

Nori told me I should invest in dinar. I asked why? This is what he said.

Every two weeks Nori speaks with his brother Habib who lives in Baghdad. Habib works as a chicken plucker in a butcher shop (Nori has been plucking chickens since he was twelve). Two months ago Habib told Nori that a man in a suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache, and scuffed shoes, driving a clean black car with one bullet hole, came to pick up chickens for his employer who lives in the Green Zone. This man told him to start holding on to his dinar as they will go up in value. Habib said he dismissed what he said because of his unruly mustache and scuffed shoes, and besides he was just a driver.

Habib then told Nori that several weeks later, the man in the suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache and scuffed shoes showed up at the butcher shop, but this time, he opened up the door and a man came out wearing a suit with a clean shirt and tie, a neatly trimmed Saddam era mustache and shinny shoes. This man entered the shop with the man with the untrimmed mustache and placed an order for eight chickens.

In placing the order, the man with the Saddam era mustache told Habib after purchasing the chickens that he liked the chickens because they were neatly plucked, and told him to start saving his dinar because on October 22, 2010, his dinar will be worth a thousand times more in value. Then with a wink, and putting his Prada sun glasses on, he left.

Because Habib secretly believes in numerology, Habib ran the numbers 10-22-2010, which add up to “8”. Referencing his Glynis McCants Numerology books, Habib discovered that “8” is a number that encourages financial security.

Excited on the prospect that a debonair man with a Saddam era mustache would buy 8 chickens and told him he would get rich on a date that is a numerological 8, Habib started saving his dinar in anticipating of it value going up.

There it is folks! Straight from a lettuce trimmer and chicken plucker’s mouth, on October 22, 2010, there will be a RV!

I truly hope you or anyone else does not belive this BS!

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This is the most obvious fake story I've seen yet on DV, and people are still saying things like "sounds good". My god, doesn't the "chicken plucker" part give it away as a joke? And then you have the nonsensical numerology thrown in just to make it more ridiculous. Seems like another example of what Hitler called the "big lie". The more outrageous the lie the more people believe it.

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