Popular Post adlon Posted October 16, 2010 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 With all the rumors flying around lately, I am beginning to feel left out, I have therefore decided to share with you all startling information on the soon to be RV! One of my hobbies is cooking. The other day while watching the Food Network, there was Tangine dish made using a Tunisian chili spice called Harissa. My local market didn’t have it so I went to a Middle East market called “Q”. Most of the people who worked there speak Arabic, including the lettuce trimmer whose name is Nori (like in seaweed). We started talking. I shared with him what I was planning on making, and in the conversation he told me he moved to the US eight years ago from Iraq. Being inquisitive but not wanting to make a fool of myself, I told him that a friend of mine was encouraging me to buy Iraqi dinar because they were going to increase in value a thousand fold. What he told me is worthily consideration for this site, and deserves the same attention as any of most recent rumors. Nori told me I should invest in dinar. I asked why? This is what he said. Every two weeks Nori speaks with his brother Habib who lives in Baghdad. Habib works as a chicken plucker in a butcher shop (Nori has been plucking chickens since he was twelve). Two months ago Habib told Nori that a man in a suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache, and scuffed shoes, driving a clean black car with one bullet hole, came to pick up chickens for his employer who lives in the Green Zone. This man told him to start holding on to his dinar as they will go up in value. Habib said he dismissed what he said because of his unruly mustache and scuffed shoes, and besides he was just a driver. Habib then told Nori that several weeks later, the man in the suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache and scuffed shoes showed up at the butcher shop, but this time, he opened up the door and a man came out wearing a suit with a clean shirt and tie, a neatly trimmed Saddam era mustache and shinny shoes. This man entered the shop with the man with the untrimmed mustache and placed an order for eight chickens. In placing the order, the man with the Saddam era mustache told Habib after purchasing the chickens that he liked the chickens because they were neatly plucked, and told him to start saving his dinar because on October 22, 2010, his dinar will be worth a thousand times more in value. Then with a wink, and putting his Prada sun glasses on, he left. Because Habib secretly believes in numerology, Habib ran the numbers 10-22-2010, which add up to “8”. Referencing his Glynis McCants Numerology books, Habib discovered that “8” is a number that encourages financial security. Excited on the prospect that a debonair man with a Saddam era mustache would buy 8 chickens and told him he would get rich on a date that is a numerological 8, Habib started saving his dinar in anticipating of it value going up. There it is folks! Straight from a lettuce trimmer and chicken plucker’s mouth, on October 22, 2010, there will be a RV! 36 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sessi Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 (edited) If nothing else, it's a lovely story I know some chaps that used to sing a song about a Chicken Plucker, which got a bit rude when they had had a gallon of beer!!! Or was it a Pheasant Plucker, lol. Yes I think it was Thank you for the giggles. Edited October 16, 2010 by sessi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
know_moral_eyes Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 (edited) I like it!! My OCD number just changed to 8!! Thanks for the good "plucking" news. Know Moral Eyes Edited October 16, 2010 by know_moral_eyes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qman Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Just as good as any other story. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladymagician Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 With all the rumors flying around lately, I am beginning to feel left out, I have therefore decided to share with you all startling information on the soon to be RV! One of my hobbies is cooking. The other day while watching the Food Network, there was Tangine dish made using a Tunisian chili spice called Harissa. My local market didn’t have it so I went to a Middle East market called “Q”. Most of the people who worked there speak Arabic, including the lettuce trimmer whose name is Nori (like in seaweed). We started talking. I shared with him what I was planning on making, and in the conversation he told me he moved to the US eight years ago from Iraq. Being inquisitive but not wanting to make a fool of myself, I told him that a friend of mine was encouraging me to buy Iraqi dinar because they were going to increase in value a thousand fold. What he told me is worthily consideration for this site, and deserves the same attention as any of most recent rumors. Nori told me I should invest in dinar. I asked why? This is what he said. Every two weeks Nori speaks with his brother Habib who lives in Baghdad. Habib works as a chicken plucker in a butcher shop (Nori has been plucking chickens since he was twelve). Two months ago Habib told Nori that a man in a suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache, and scuffed shoes, driving a clean black car with one bullet hole, came to pick up chickens for his employer who lives in the Green Zone. This man told him to start holding on to his dinar as they will go up in value. Habib said he dismissed what he said because of his unruly mustache and scuffed shoes, and besides he was just a driver. Habib then told Nori that several weeks later, the man in the suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache and scuffed shoes showed up at the butcher shop, but this time, he opened up the door and a man came out wearing a suit with a clean shirt and tie, a neatly trimmed Saddam era mustache and shinny shoes. This man entered the shop with the man with the untrimmed mustache and placed an order for eight chickens. In placing the order, the man with the Saddam era mustache told Habib after purchasing the chickens that he liked the chickens because they were neatly plucked, and told him to start saving his dinar because on October 22, 2010, his dinar will be worth a thousand times more in value. Then with a wink, and putting his Prada sun glasses on, he left. Because Habib secretly believes in numerology, Habib ran the numbers 10-22-2010, which add up to “8”. Referencing his Glynis McCants Numerology books, Habib discovered that “8” is a number that encourages financial security. Excited on the prospect that a debonair man with a Saddam era mustache would buy 8 chickens and told him he would get rich on a date that is a numerological 8, Habib started saving his dinar in anticipating of it value going up. There it is folks! Straight from a lettuce trimmer and chicken plucker’s mouth, on October 22, 2010, there will be a RV! 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlbfilm Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Hey who could argue with a chicken plucker.... he should know... its a new date coming fast we will see next week.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladymagician Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 well with all the bs floating around, I guess this is as good a source as any others lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seascape61 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 With all the rumors flying around lately, I am beginning to feel left out, I have therefore decided to share with you all startling information on the soon to be RV! One of my hobbies is cooking. The other day while watching the Food Network, there was Tangine dish made using a Tunisian chili spice called Harissa. My local market didn’t have it so I went to a Middle East market called “Q”. Most of the people who worked there speak Arabic, including the lettuce trimmer whose name is Nori (like in seaweed). We started talking. I shared with him what I was planning on making, and in the conversation he told me he moved to the US eight years ago from Iraq. Being inquisitive but not wanting to make a fool of myself, I told him that a friend of mine was encouraging me to buy Iraqi dinar because they were going to increase in value a thousand fold. What he told me is worthily consideration for this site, and deserves the same attention as any of most recent rumors. Nori told me I should invest in dinar. I asked why? This is what he said. Every two weeks Nori speaks with his brother Habib who lives in Baghdad. Habib works as a chicken plucker in a butcher shop (Nori has been plucking chickens since he was twelve). Two months ago Habib told Nori that a man in a suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache, and scuffed shoes, driving a clean black car with one bullet hole, came to pick up chickens for his employer who lives in the Green Zone. This man told him to start holding on to his dinar as they will go up in value. Habib said he dismissed what he said because of his unruly mustache and scuffed shoes, and besides he was just a driver. Habib then told Nori that several weeks later, the man in the suit with no tie, untrimmed mustache and scuffed shoes showed up at the butcher shop, but this time, he opened up the door and a man came out wearing a suit with a clean shirt and tie, a neatly trimmed Saddam era mustache and shinny shoes. This man entered the shop with the man with the untrimmed mustache and placed an order for eight chickens. In placing the order, the man with the Saddam era mustache told Habib after purchasing the chickens that he liked the chickens because they were neatly plucked, and told him to start saving his dinar because on October 22, 2010, his dinar will be worth a thousand times more in value. Then with a wink, and putting his Prada sun glasses on, he left. Because Habib secretly believes in numerology, Habib ran the numbers 10-22-2010, which add up to “8”. Referencing his Glynis McCants Numerology books, Habib discovered that “8” is a number that encourages financial security. Excited on the prospect that a debonair man with a Saddam era mustache would buy 8 chickens and told him he would get rich on a date that is a numerological 8, Habib started saving his dinar in anticipating of it value going up. There it is folks! Straight from a lettuce trimmer and chicken plucker’s mouth, on October 22, 2010, there will be a RV! I truly hope you or anyone else does not belive this BS! 7 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandpa Dave Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 I've never met a chicken plucker that was ever wrong about anything. When they say something, you can take it as gospel and bet the farm on it !!! 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonehead Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 well we will see...holds more water than a TK rumor I'm sure 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JugDawg1 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Pluckin A! That's a very creative pluckin story if ever I've heard one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladymagician Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 sorry about copying the whole thing I am new to this so please bear with while I make mistakes 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neuman Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Wouldn't it be great to be the CBI right now and see the wide variety of stories and speculation going on, knowing that you control what is going to happen? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlym Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 Ahhhhh, pluck it! Time will tell. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRich Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 This is the most obvious fake story I've seen yet on DV, and people are still saying things like "sounds good". My god, doesn't the "chicken plucker" part give it away as a joke? And then you have the nonsensical numerology thrown in just to make it more ridiculous. Seems like another example of what Hitler called the "big lie". The more outrageous the lie the more people believe it. 20 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msbs Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 PLEASE KEEP US ABREAST ! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePeoplesChamp Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 There it is folks! Straight from a lettuce trimmer and chicken plucker’s mouth, on October 22, 2010, there will be a RV! I love the sources!!! GOOO RV!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanut46 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 cute story love the part about the prada sunglasses nice to start the weekend with a laugh thanks for the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc9574 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 WhAT THE PLUCK IS GOING ON HERE????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do ya think the naked chicken thought it was funny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncgrandma Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 PLEASE KEEP US ABREAST ! That was the best reply yet! Hilarious! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMsales Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 WhAT THE PLUCK IS GOING ON HERE????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do ya think the naked chicken thought it was funny Now That was Funny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quadraph0nic Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 im not chasing chickens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JugDawg1 Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 im not chasing chickens.... Come on Rock. Ya gotta have speed, lightnin speed. Yo Adrian. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qman Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 To see the sorce of this story click below. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ha ha Posted October 16, 2010 Report Share Posted October 16, 2010 I love it. l believe it will happen on Oct 22 as the chicken Plucker said. l own you that 2 glasses of bear. thanks for posting.....plucker !!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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